Have we come to the weird part of the post yet where it’s like “wait, is this a fashion post or is it some girl just rambling on about things nobody cares about?!” Guess what friends, we’ll never really know will we? Muhahahahaha.
Speaking of fashion, I got word that we have a couple of Love, Yellow combos in stock which means 1 white dress in size large and 1 of each size in blue are available. How’s that for exciting? Obviously not as exciting as french fries dipped in ranch but we’re getting there.
Have I overstayed my welcome yet? Good, I wasn’t done.
The CMT Music Awards are on tonight which fingers crossed means I get to see Carrie Underwood’s legs. This probably also means we get to see Blake Shelton sing another song about how Miranda ruined his life while she is sitting in the front row and I am at home stuffing my face with wine and popcorn cringing and
yelling “make it stop!” So much to look forward to really, I hope you’re ready.
Okay, now I’m done. TIME TO CHANGE MY TAMPON. Bye.