-I would take full advantage of trees, cornfields, and sides of the road whenever the time struck.
-I would tell girls they are much prettier with make-up on (you know it’s true..)
-I would wrestle bears with my bare hands. That seems reasonable right?
-I would not pop collars, wear skinny jeans, or cut off tees.
-I would rock a Michael Jordan jersey daily.
or whatever jersey for that matter
-I would borrow a friends baby and take it grocery shopping (considering I was single and on the hunt..)
-I would eat like a maniac and then workout for a total of 5 days and be back to my ideal weight.
-I would shower my lady love with all things fried (chicken, green beans, fries, etc) and chocolate during that time of the month, every month. As soon as I delivered said goodies I would shack up in a local hotel for the remaining 5 days. Both parties would be happier.
-I would yell delights in the shower every morning such as “THANK YOU JESUS THAT I DON’T HAVE TO SHAVE MY LEGS OR MY ARMPITS!” and then probably spin in circles while splashing water all around.
-I would also yell delights like ‘THANK YOU JESUS THAT I DON’T HAVE ANY LEMONS THAT ARE EXPECTED TO SQUEEZE OUT CANTALOUPES” while I watch my significant other dry heave from the excruciating pain she is going though (birthing a child).
-And last but not least, I would always secretly wish I was a woman.
(p to the s..I didn’t make any fancy button for this link up #bloggerfail but please just note in your post that you are linking up to us. please and thank you. you saw what I said I would do to that bear didn’t you?)
Founder and creator of LIY, Erin turned her dream of a hobby blog into a full-time career which she now runs alongside the LIY team! When not in front of her computer screen [with a La Croix or wine in hand] or in front of a mirror taking mirror selfies, you can find Erin spending time on the water, cuddled up with her two pups and husband most likely watching the latest Shark Tank episode, or getting lost in an easy beach read.
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