Things That Are Weird

Where do I begin? First, we could start by talking about the vaginal yeast infection twitter party that was just blowing up my feed. I get that I talk about some weird stuff from time to time on these internets, but I'm somewhat hoping that if I ever have one of those yeast infections I'll maybe not want to throw a party around it. Actually I take that back, I'll most likely totally throw a party for it. YOLO.

Here's what else is weird right now in mind [believe me, there is a lot]:

- People who don't consume cheese for every meal. Breakfast lunch and dinner baby, any way I can get it I'll take it. 

- The thoughts in your head [and mine] after my "any way I can get it I'll take it" comment

- Men's gymnastics outfits.

- Babies spit up. One minute they are sitting there all cute-like and you're snuggling their little cheeks and then something inside their stomach explodes and BAM. White milk curds all over your face. What causes the explosion? The cheek cuddles? The goochie goos? 

you know exactly what he is thinking.."wait for it, wait for it.."

- Shopkins and everything associated with them. Their names, their shapes, their YouTube videos, everything just screams perverted man who must have invented them and yet, I still feed my nieces addictions something fierce. 

[side note: can you tell that I babysat today]

- The amount of pictures on my phone that are of me standing in front of a mirror. Sharing your outfits with the internet will absolutely make you look like the most conceited person on the planet should a stranger get their hands on your photo roll. Oh hi, it's me! Wearing clothes! Snap!

dress [currently 33% off!] // heels

- When you feel like you have nothing to do anymore because the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale is over. You know you have a shopping problem when....

- Forgetting to eat lunch. This happened to me last week and I started to question my existence. But truly, why be here if you can't be eating things like cheese and cheese?

- When you realize that humans can grow corn in their backyard, not just farmers in their fields. Tell me you didn't know that right?!?! IT'S MIND BLOWING. At least my mind was blown last week when I found out. 

- Peeing for more than one minute at a time. This only happens in public, typically the more people in the restroom the longer the flow goes. I don't get it. If anybody understands this and baby stomach explosions, speak up. 

- When the little kindergarten girl who you met when you were working in your first career is now a senior in high school and you realize the moral of the story is that you're just old. TIME STOP IT. I get it, now shut up. 

And that wraps up the the list of things that are weird right now. You're welcome for this very beneficial blog post. 



  1. I have to give you props though, your mirror selfies all include clean mirrors - one of my biggest pet peeves!

    xx Kelly
    Sparkles and Shoes

  2. Wait, there was a twitter part centered around vaginal yeast infections? That is... I would never expect that. Weird. My son had acid reflux as a baby and it was spit up all the darn time! You never knew when to expect it. This post is fantastic ha ha!

  3. Seriously hilarious!!! Dying over the "growing corn in your backyard" one specifically.

  4. Love your sense of humor! If we lived in the same town we would have to be friends. My neighbor grows corn in her back yard......Yes. She. Does! And I think people pee in public longer because they are "gun shy". Just let it out people we all do it!!

  5. Thank you so much for the laugh this Wednesday morning! The peeing in public thing is spot on! I absolutely love your blog and both of your Instagram accounts! Keep up the good work! (Have I used enough exclamation points for today?)

  6. Mind blowing about the corn in people's backyards.. I had no idea!! And what can they grow.. like 2 rows? Is that how it works- by the row versus by the ears of corn?? Also, TOTALLY with you on the cheese deal.. #givemeallthecheese


  7. Cheese all day every day. In all forms. Blocks, slices, queso, etc! Your outfits are always so darn cute!

  8. Yes, all the cheese! And yes, my cousins who I always remember as cute little babies/toddlers are now in college! Time is mean! :)

  9. This is what I love about your blog! Your randomness connects with my randomness on an almost psychic level. Love the outfit pics but these type posts are my fave. And people who don't love cheese scare me, it's like people who don't drink, I don't get it ��


I read and appreciate every one of your comments. Thanks for stopping by my space and sharing a piece of yourself on this huge ole internet. I meant that in the least creepy way possible. I'm just good at making everything awkward. Anyhow, thank you for your comments. They make me smile :)