4.04.2016

A Blog Post About Absolutely Nothing

Oh hi guys. Remember the day when bloggers used to do this weird thing where they would just show up and write about whatever the heck decided to come out of their fingers at that given moment and there weren't beautiful photos plastered in between, outfits to buy, or the latest/greatest DIY that you need to make RIGHT THIS SECOND? I kinda miss those days. Like how are you supposed to know that I am still obsessed with eating string cheese in the morning with my coffee or my fears of getting a mom butt are real and alive? Exactly. It's a sad world without that information.

So what's new? Well, we still don't have kids and I'm still researching vacations like it's my job [except it's not so you know, time management issues]. I'm currently trying to figure out what in the H we are doing for our 10 year anniversary which happens to be this October. Crazy town. If you are 19 and getting engaged well, you're a baby but hey - it can work so cheers. Marry it on up youth of America. Or go buck wild on Tinder, whatever.  I'm 100% sold on Belle Mont Farm in St Kitts for our destination but now I have the excruciating task of convincing my husband that this is what NEEDS to happen. You get to do things like pee and shower outside there which in some weird way I think is crazy awesome and so freeing because YOLO right? I almost "accidentally" clicked book this morning because if there's one thing I have learned in marriage it is that it is easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission, so click away party people. Now that I think about it, I'll happily hire somebody to accidentally click that "book" button for me so I don't have to take full responsibility in this mishap. Leave your applications and resume below. 

What else? I want to be Carrie Underwood but so does every other woman in the world so new subject. Do you think she eats potato chips and french fries often? Never mind, I don't want to be her. 

Speaking of, you guys this is big - I went to Chick-fil-a the other day and DIDN'T ORDER WAFFLE FRIES. Tragedy really. Supposedly not ordering those will "save you calories" but I'm convinced that "saving calories" is another term for "hating life" so I don't plan on ever getting myself into that situation again. Yikes.

Last but not least, I bought 3 pencil skirts this past weekend so that's fun and life changing. 

Big things over here people, big things. Glad you now know, carry on. 

Oh and hey - here's some weekend pics from my phone because why not?! 

 locals stay tuned for Heavenly Goat Brewing Co, coming this winter in Heritage Square
my new friend - Jenna, check her out - the sweetest little thing out there

So basically my weekend consisted of alcohol. I need a life. 

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14 comments:

  1. I love your random posts! I've been reading blogs for longer than I care to think about and miss the days of rando posts, they're always the most fun in my opinion. We're celebrating our 10 year anniversary this year too (married at 21) and have been looking for vaca locations. Hope your week is filled with waffle fries & cocktails. :)

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  2. Randomness is awesomeness as I always say :) And mom butt...hmmmm...3 kids later and I hope mine's not really called that, but I be up in the gym just workin' on my fitness, so at least I'm trying. LOL - I think since you're sans kids for the moment, you're alright. I have my 10-yr in November! Hard to believe!
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  3. I love your random posts! I say, keep them coming!!! :)

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  4. Love this. I miss these posts. I'll take the random thoughts over sponsored posts any day.

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  5. You just really brighten my morning with your random posts! This gave me a good laugh to start my Tuesday out in the office. :)

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  6. Love this!! And hate to break it to ya, but "mom butt" is real. For some reason your body thinks it's best to take whatever is in your booty first and turn it into booby milk for the baby. And apparently taking about a year off from working out after having said baby doesn't help the "mommy butt" either...ugh. Excuse me while I go do some squats. #nomoremombutt :)

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  7. I think this is my favorite post, yet! Enjoy those fabulous vacations while you can b/c once you have kids (I have 3) they are few and far between : )
    Have a great week!

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  8. Yeah... This post is fantastic. Thanks for sharing the hilarity!

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  9. My husband and I have our 10 year anniversary this year too (yeah for 19 year olds getting married!) and we are going to St. Lucia to celebrate. So yeah, just book it. He won't mind :)

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  10. These are my favorite posts, too! I love reading a blog post chock full of personality :) I saw Carrie Underwood posted on Instagram that she has a "desk bike"... a bike under her desk so she can cycle and work at the same time. I would cycle and eat chips at the same time... same thing.

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  11. I am obviously doing it wrong, because I do show up and right random stuff on my blog. Of course, mine only has like one reader...so......

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  12. I miss the days of blogging where we posted like that! I think that may be the reason why I stopped for so long- it lost its glamour, maybe? I'm going back to my glory days lol!!

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  13. I miss the days of blogging where we posted like that! I think that may be the reason why I stopped for so long- it lost its glamour, maybe? I'm going back to my glory days lol!!

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  14. I used to work in St. Kitts - it's an absolutely BEAUTIFUL place. Spice Mill is by far the best/prettiest restaurant (I am trying to get my fiancee to agree to get married there - think I can apply your 'just book it' mentality to a wedding?) and the island is so unique!! Make sure before you book, you find out if you're on the Atlantic or Caribbean side of the island!

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