7.23.2015

"I Used To Read Your Blog"

In effort to prevent more and more people saying "oh your blog? yeah I used to read it! remember when it was funny and stuff? so what happened?" I figured I should do something crazy and write a post. Also, that conversation happens semi-regularly so that's cool. I then punch their face and say "remember when your face used to look normal? because it did. so what happened?" It always ends well.*

So what's new you ask? Well for starters, remember here when I mentioned I joined the Fitbit club? One day after writing that I lost said Fitbit meaning I owned the thing for a total of 4 days. Thankfully their customer service is freaking fantastic (buy a Fitbit just to lose it and see what I mean!) and they ended up sending me a brand new one. All of that to say I am now working out again because apparently you can't workout if you don't have a Fitbit. I apologize if you didn't know that until now, you should probably become the monkey emoticon with its hands over its eyes, because wow - embarrassing. I also apologize for just saying Fitbit 5 times in one paragraph. Fortunately each mention is an affiliate link to Amazon so that will probably roll in a solid 11 cents to go towards dinner this weekend. BLOGGING IS SO LUCRATIVE SOMETIMES. 

Speaking of being lucrative, lets talk about what I've been eating. And no I don't mean the fried chicken I had for lunch. I'm talking about the freaking Edwards Key Lime Pie every single day of my life. I forget if I already talked about this before, but if I have - I'm sorry. If I haven't - I'm sorry. You'll now be eating it every day too. 


Unfortunately Amazon doesn't sell key lime pie. 

Lets see what else. OH! Our local fair starts tomorrow so bring on the elephant ears and country concerts. I'll be singing my heart out to Cole Swindell [and trying to ignore his douchey CS hat he always wears] and Montgomery Gentry. Obviously the real reason I'm excited is because I get to wear country-ish looking clothes so that's fun. I just picked up this little lace tank from my favorite for the festivities. 


Here's a fun fact - I was born with a dent in my leg. See that thing up above? Always been there, always will be. I'm not really sure what my leg scraped up against when inside my mom's uterus or wherever I was but she should probably get that checked out. I may have fallen off my bed in the last couple of years and landed on a dresser knob that brought the dent more to life. Unfortunately I'm not kidding. It was a weird way to wake up, let me tell you. Typically I use the wrinkle remover on my best friend picmonkey.com to remove that but ain't nobody got time for that right now. Long live the dent! 

I think that concludes today's blog post. All things you never needed to know and now you do. Congratulations, you've just earned yourself nothing. I take that back. Enjoy that key lime pie. You're welcome.

*I have never punched a face in my life nor will I ever. I am the world's largest coward and would pee in a corner if somebody tried to come after me. 

ps. I haven't had wine in like 3 days. I KNOW. 

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22 comments:

  1. Ha ha, I love your sense of humor! Oh, and that key lime pie :-) Enjoy the fair!

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  2. You had me laughing through your entire post! And I am 100% with you on the Edwards Key Lime pie. I may have been known to buy one and hide it in the back of the fridge from my husband and son so I wouldn't have to share! lol.

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  3. I just wanted to say that this post made me smile. You were never un-funny but it is kind of nice to see that you're actually a real person like the rest of us. Keep being awesome.

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  4. I LOVE my Fitbit Flex and have found it to be life changing!! I'm super competitive, so it's made me kind of a psycho...but in a good way!

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  5. Bahahahahahaha.
    I love this post - it reminds me that not every post has to be informative (although it was)/educational (although it was) or a list (although...nope, nope it wasn't really a list post.)
    I love your voice - I think I used to have a similar one, i must find that.
    I'm so jealous of you country fair, I think I would move to America (anywhere specific?) just to attend these!

    Thanks,
    Kelsey x
    Not A Fashion Blogger

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  6. I love this post. That is all. 😂👍🏻

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  7. How rude that anyone would comment that they "used to" read your blog "when you were funny." That's just silly. I love your blog now!

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  8. Reading this makes me want a fitbit. Not to work out... just to lose it to see what happens. lol

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  9. That's a GS hat - for Georgia Southern :). Just thought I'd let you know. Your post cracked me up! Going to eat pie now...

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  10. Just cracked up on a train, thank you kindly. Love the typical Erin humor...it's my cup of tea. Or slice of pie, whichever you prefer...and we know which that is. (:

    Coming Up Roses

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  11. I have a dent in the same exact spot - no lie! I got it last summer from falling doing a zipline/obstacle course, but it looks the same :)

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  12. I have a dent in the same exact spot - no lie! Got it last summer from falling while doing a zipline obstacle course, but it looks the same :)

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  13. Not going to lie, I thought you were holding a banana to your head like a phone in that photo. I had to look at it a couple of times. :)

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  14. totally worthwhile post because a) I found an awesome tank, b) hello three days no wine here as well and c) I know need keylime pie so thanks a friggin lot. LOL

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  15. bahah great post and love live in the dent for sure! no wrinkle corrector needed :)

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  16. no wine in 3 days??? what?? you are sick. i did try to find that wine you had on a post recently but no luck. i will keep looking. what other wines are your faves? please advise. thanks!! enjoy your weekend!! ( :

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  17. The great thing about those Edward's pies in they often go sale and I mean a realy sale....like $4. When that happens we stock up because all of those bad boys are delish.

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  18. State fairs are so much fun and I love how honest this post is!

    xx Kelly
    Sparkles and Shoes

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  19. Sooo I did forget about your blog *monkey covering eyes emoji*!!, but I am so glad I caught this hysterical post! I'll definitely be back :)
    Going to eat pie now. Thankyouverymuch. And not workout. No fitbit.

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  20. So funny about the dent in your leg - I have one too! And I've never known anyone else that had one! LOL! Oh how this blogging world connects us! ;)

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  21. I have a dent in that exact spot on my left leg, too. I used to try to get rid of it by rubbing it out (hehe) like a knot....

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  22. Oh my goodness... I just found your blog and I AM SO HAPPY! Thanks for the laughs, I can't wait to read more!

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I read and appreciate every one of your comments. Thanks for stopping by my space and sharing a piece of yourself on this huge ole internet. I meant that in the least creepy way possible. I'm just good at making everything awkward. Anyhow, thank you for your comments. They make me smile :)