In effort to prevent more and more people saying “oh your blog? yeah I used to read it! remember when it was funny and stuff? so what happened?” I figured I should do something crazy and write a post. Also, that conversation happens semi-regularly so that’s cool. I then punch their face and say “remember when your face used to look normal? because it did. so what happened?” It always ends well.*
*I have never punched a face in my life nor will I ever. I am the world’s largest coward and would pee in a corner if somebody tried to come after me.