8.21.2014

Rompin' It Up [And Other Words That Disturb Me]

romper and bracelet :: sugar love boutique // use code yellow for 20% off 

I'm not sure what it is about the word romper but something about it just sounds dirty. Like "I'm going to romp all over you" could be mistaken as "I want to jump your bones" or "Jake Owen! Take my clothes off!" Just kidding. I would never think say that. Anybody else out there follow and agree here? 

I share similar feelings about the word romper as I do bush, moist, and lip [when being used as a descriptive purpose, which my husband always has to do for some reason or another..."you see that lip on the edge there?"] All are equally cringe worthy and I can't believe I just typed them all out together in one post. Hot dogs when referred to as wieners is also quite horrible. And while I'm on this topic, your stomach is your stomach. Not your belly. Belly rhymes with jelly and should not be used when talking about your midsection. I promise you will lose like 15 pounds just making the verbal switch. At least. Oh one last one [until I remember], saying the word smarts in replace of hurts. I don't and will not ever understand this. If something hurt you, you were probably the idiot who caused harm to yourself [do not fear, I am an idiot hourly in this regard]. There was nothing smart about it unless by the Grace of God you invented the light bulb while being electrocuted. That my friends would have been smart, however the light bulb already exists so sorry, still an idiot. 

I think it's time I end this post because now I am just angry and can only think about people trimming their bushes. WHY. 

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20 comments:

  1. Would you say this romper rides your vaginal region? (Sorry, had too!)

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    1. You had to go there didn't you. Vaginal region is now added to my list...

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  2. I love this. Those words make my skin crawl. Other words that bother me pus, puss, cray, clicker (it's a remote!) and people who feel the need to use replacement bad words in adult places like a bar. If you can drink Jack Daniels and get loose a shoe drunk you can say that word Jennifer Lawrence was thinking when she fell at the oscars.
    Mana

    Fashion and Happy Things

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    1. Oh and Bae. Really babe is to hard to say? Or skip the babe and go with any of the other common "I'm sorry I have to many dates to recall your name" names

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  3. Ah I love this post! Also, that romper is super cute on you. Wish I could pull them off…but I think my husband would want to romper them right off me!

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  4. hahaha love this. i am so with you on romper, & bush. i also hate the word smell. eeeeeeeeek i just cringed by typing it!

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  5. Oh My Goodness, you are TOO cute in this romper! P.S. Moist is my "ekkk" word - I hate it! Have a wonderful weekend!

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  6. Lol, I totally understand it is kinda one of those words that makes your squirm! You look great though, I bought one recently because they just seem so comfy and ideal, but wrong fit. I'll have to give this one a go!

    www.hollandsreverie.blogspot.com

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  7. LOL Erin, you crack me up! Really though... Romper.. not a fan.. and I'm not a fan of referring to it as a "play suit" .. for some reason that bothers me. On a positive note- you look adorable!

    xoxo,
    Ashley
    Afternoon Espresso

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  8. That is unbelievably cute! I really need to get one!

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  9. When people say they're "trying" to have a baby.. that's one I can't get over.

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  10. lol im constantly finding normal words to be very raunchy and then changing them last minute when im speaking so i dont sound inappropriate

    "im really craving meat right now"

    "i mean... a sausage. no, actually i meant a steak."

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  11. Even though the word itself is awkward, that romper looks great on you!

    Morgan
    www.mygorgeouschaos.com

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  12. you look to cute in your " one piece" something short or the "mini onesie"

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  13. "Panties" - yecchh!

    Oh and "sleeping/slept together" has always kinda bugged me. That's definitely not sleeping, call it what it really is! Lol

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  14. Love this romper! So much dressier than a lot of rompers I've seen lately. Looks fab on you.

    xo, Mandy
    Saguaros & Stilettos

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  15. LOL, people trimming their bushes! This post makes me cringe and laugh at the same time!

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  16. You are absolutely hilarious. I am a new follower!

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  17. yo are looking cute, and beautiful, Really

    Thanks
    www.teaamonth.com

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  18. And somehow, the common theme seems to be bodily parts and/or functions amiright? Maybe traits...things that have double (albeit sexual) entendres...the list goes on and on. But A+ romper, regardless of any romping in it!

    lovelovelove,
    Erica
    cominguprosestheblog.com

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I read and appreciate every one of your comments. Thanks for stopping by my space and sharing a piece of yourself on this huge ole internet. I meant that in the least creepy way possible. I'm just good at making everything awkward. Anyhow, thank you for your comments. They make me smile :)