The first item on the birthday wish list is this light fixture please. Anything that resembles a ball and is large in size I am a fan of. wink wink wink.
Enough with the practical items though, lets continue.
Item numero dos would be a vacation to Turks and Caicos. Just a nice simple 14 night trip will be fine. No need to get all fancy with it, this five star resort will do. As you will see below, I already have the swimsuit cover-up needed so basically this trip will cost us no money at all.
Because you have never bought me diamond earrings, I think it's about time. I'm not trying to be rude, just logical. These babies are both beautiful and beautiful.
I've also been thinking lately how wonderful a convertible would be. It just seems like the most practical car to own for our beautiful Indiana winters. If you want to have YOLO painted on the side of the car, that's totally up to you but I wouldn't hate it.
Another lovely gift would be a second tattoo. I will even let you take four shots of fireball with me and proceed to hold my hand while I get it done. I would even consider letting you choose the tattoo however I'm not looking to have your name anywhere on me anytime soon. And no offense, I just think macaroni and cheese noodles would look a little classier.
You know what else I would appreciate? Chick-fil-a nuggets.
I'm pretty sure you will pass Chipotle on your way to Chick-fil-a so if you want to go ahead and arrange for a free burrito bowl weekly for the entire 28th year of my life that would be pretty stellar.
Back to that swimsuit cover-up though that you don't need to purchase because I already did [you're welcome]. This baby made it's way all the way from Boden USA to me and now I need to take it to Turks and Caicos. Considering the fact that they have 60% off plus free shipping right now, it would probably be a good time for you to buy me the entire website. Just keepin' things easy on you. If you need specifics though I would like this, this, and this.
Because I am in the giving spirit [or at least the spirit of telling you what you should give] I figured it would be nice to give you the opportunity to win $50 to spend on me. You may have some competition among other blog readers but I figured it's worth a shot. Good luck husband.
Can't wait to receive all of the above in about 7 days.