7.11.2014

Dear Husband, In Case You Need Some Birthday Gift Ideas...

Word on the street is that next week is my birthday. While I assume that you already have every gift purchased and an amazingly romantic getaway planned, I figured I would help you out. You know, just in case you were planning on giving me a card, single rose, and mini bottle of hand sanitizer. Not that you would ever give that to me as a gift [again], but because I care so much about your well being and want to keep your stress to a minimum, I thought I would take it upon myself to create a whole blog post centered around different gifts you could buy me. Don't confuse my concern about your well being for selfishness. It's anything but.

The first item on the birthday wish list is this light fixture please. Anything that resembles a ball and is large in size I am a fan of. wink wink wink.


Enough with the practical items though, lets continue. 

Item numero dos would be a vacation to Turks and Caicos. Just a nice simple 14 night trip will be fine. No need to get all fancy with it, this five star resort will do. As you will see below, I already have the swimsuit cover-up needed so basically this trip will cost us no money at all. 


Because you have never bought me diamond earrings, I think it's about time. I'm not trying to be rude, just logical. These babies are both beautiful and beautiful. 


I've also been thinking lately how wonderful a convertible would be. It just seems like the most practical car to own for our beautiful Indiana winters. If you want to have YOLO painted on the side of the car, that's totally up to you but I wouldn't hate it. 


Another lovely gift would be a second tattoo. I will even let you take four shots of fireball with me and proceed to hold my hand while I get it done. I would even consider letting you choose the tattoo however I'm not looking to have your name anywhere on me anytime soon. And no offense, I just think macaroni and cheese noodles would look a little classier. 

You know what else I would appreciate? Chick-fil-a nuggets.

I'm pretty sure you will pass Chipotle on your way to Chick-fil-a so if you want to go ahead and arrange for a free burrito bowl weekly for the entire 28th year of my life that would be pretty stellar.


Back to that swimsuit cover-up though that you don't need to purchase because I already did [you're welcome]. This baby made it's way all the way from Boden USA to me and now I need to take it to Turks and Caicos. Considering the fact that they have 60% off plus free shipping right now, it would probably be a good time for you to buy me the entire website. Just keepin' things easy on you. If you need specifics though I would like this, this, and this.


Because I am in the giving spirit [or at least the spirit of telling you what you should give] I figured it would be nice to give you the opportunity to win $50 to spend on me. You may have some competition among other blog readers but I figured it's worth a shot. Good luck husband. 

Can't wait to receive all of the above in about 7 days. 


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    1. How to restore a broken relationship and marriage ,Love Spells That Really Work Fast

      My name is Mark Davis, my family and i live in NY USA.It was after seven years i got to discover that my wife was unfaithful to me.I didn't know what was going on at first but as she got deep in the affair with her new lover, i felt that our marriage was on the rocks.I notice that she no longer light up when i touch her or kiss her in her neck and her chest cos she really liked it when i did that, she also usually get naked in front of me but when she started seeing that guy she stopped it.I remember asking her if i have done anything that makes her feel irritated when i am around her then she gives silly excuses that she has been feeling stressed up and that she need space for a while.I know when you are been asked for space its usually because there is something fishy is going on.I hired a private investigator to help find out what was going on.And in a week time he brought me prove that my wife that i have lived with for seven straight year is cheating on me with her high school lover.I had picture of her walking out a of a restaurant with him and many other photo of them kissing in public like she will never be caught by someone that knows she is my wife.I asked myself, even when we had a daughter together she could this to me.That same night i showed her the pictures that i got from my private investigator.She didn't look at it before saying, that she is seeing someone and she know that i just found out about it.Then she said that she is in love with him.At that moment, i didn't know if to kill myself or to kill her but the button line is that if i was going to kill anyone it was going to be me cos i was so much in love with her to even think of thinking to hurt her.As time when on she asked for a divorce and got it and even got custody of our daughter and i was all alone by myself.For a year i tried all i could to get her back with the help of my seven year old daughter.Even at that all effect was in vain, i used the help of her friend but turned out all bad.I know most people don't believe in spell casting but believe me this was my last option and the result i most say was impressive.And i know it difficult to believe but A SPELL CASTER Dr brave really made my life much better cos he gave me my family back.He didn't ask me to pay for what he did for me all i was to do, was to provide the materials for the spell and believe that he had the power to help me.Like he said, he was going to do something that will make her reset her love and affection for me just as it has always been.My wife told me she woke up and realized that she should have never left me that i am all she needs.To make thing clear, her life with her high school lover was great before Dr brave castled the spell they had no disagreement on anything.The guy said it himself that why she broke up with him is unexplainable.Only Dr.Brave can do such a thing contact him to solve your problem with his email:bravespellcaster@gmail.com ,or kindly visit he website http://bravespellcaster.yolasite.com .CONTACT HIM NOW FOR SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS

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  2. I really love the Sicily top!
    Kristin

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  3. Tough Decisions but I think the flowershow dress. Deciding on a color/pattern is too tough a decision.

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  4. Love the twin pack digger rompers! My nephew would look so cute in them!!!

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  5. Probably the gold boho boots!

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  6. The Printed Beach Throw On from the tunic section. I like the very first one. So cute!

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  7. let's do a couples getaway...k? i just know we'll all get along swimmingly. but let's wait until i can drink appropriate amounts of blended drinks. i'll keep you posted.

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  8. I love any of the tunics!!!!

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  9. If I won, the giftcard would defiitely go towards the Cecily dress. I need it in my life!

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  10. If I won, I would use the money to buy my daughter and baby boy that will be here in October some clothes! I love their childrens section!

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  11. It's definitely a good idea to prep the husband for gift ideas. I have done the same with my fiance and can only hope that when my birthday arrives in a mere 7 days, he will be prepared as well. LOL! Have a good weekend!

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  12. Hmmm so many things to choose from. Maybe a scarf or purse.

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  13. This list is amazing, I will take one of each too please. And their Marilyn dress in blue is just the cutest!

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  14. i would most definitely be getting a pair of maternity skinny jeans. My non-maternity ones just aren't cutting it at this point..

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  15. I like the Summer Fun Dress in Chambray/Ivory

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  16. Everything on your list seems completely necessary and so FUN! happy almost birthday :)

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  17. These wedges!!! http://www.bodenusa.com/en-US/Womens-Shoes-Boots/Sandals/AR617-LBR/Womens-Vole-Spot-Holiday-Wedge.html?NavGroupID=11

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  18. Ooooh a couple PJ bottoms because mine are too big =( and I am too lazy to go buy new ones.

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  19. Haha oh gosh this post made me LOL - good luck with the convertible and trip to T&C hot mama - you do totally deserve it ;) XO,D

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  20. I just laughed my butt off, tears streaming down, at "these earrings are both beautiful and beautiful." I'm punch drunk and already over this week. Clearly it's Friday.

    i shouild clarify that the tears are streaming down my face. Not my butt.

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  21. Love that towel hoody in black and white! So cute :)

    http://www.bodenusa.com/en-US/Womens-Tops-T-shirts/Long-Sleeved-Tops/WL813/Womens-Towelling-Hoody.html

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  22. This is such a cute post! My birthday is at the end of the month and I'd love if my boyfriend took me on a vacation :) Here's to hoping you get your island getaway!

    And as for Boden. I'd totally snag the Flowershow dress in Ivory Spotty Dotty! So cute :)

    Much love
    Jess
    writinginredlipstick.com

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  23. I would definitely be getting a cover up - i need a nice one!

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  24. Knot Detail Dress - maybe now, but more likely later post-baby. Also very likely something ADORABLE from their baby line for our little one due this fall.

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  25. I love boden!!! I would so love the Amelie Dress, been dreaming about it lately :)

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  26. Can you take me with you to the getaway LOL

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  27. I'm obsessed with Boden PJs.. I would stock up on more!

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  28. Haha, this post made me laugh so hard. Fortunately my BF is surprisingly good about giving gifts (we've been together nearly 6 years, so maybe I've just trained him well), but I have yet to receive a car or a tropical vacation either.

    Cat
    http://oddlylovely.com

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  29. I would probably get some scarves and a skinny belt!

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  30. I love the bistro capris- best pants I own!

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  31. Great blog! Totally what my husband would need.. that is if he woudl actually read it before the day of my bday!

    I would go with the towelling off hoodie! Totally would be a necessity this summer chasing 2 little ones around the pool or beach!

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  32. Love the seam detail pant!! I hope you get at least one item off your wish list!!

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  33. hahahaha this made me smile! :) Love it. I would totally use it on one of their cute floral dresses they have! Swoon!

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  34. I love their Navy Bloom lounge pants : ) So cute!

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  35. I would buy a nice summer dress. Maybe the "Lovely Linen" or "Jocelyn" dress.
    -Kasey

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  36. What a generous giveaway! I would definitely buy a pair of their gorgeous shoes :)

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  37. I love the flowershow dress in painterly.

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  38. I love the Printed Beach Thrown On! :)

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  39. I would definitely buy the COLOURBLOCK BRETON shirt! So stinkin cute!

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  40. I'm in love with the Flowershow dress. Adorable!

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  41. I would put the $50 towards a Textured Coatigan in red. ♡

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  42. I would get the navy stripe Libby Dress! So cute! Thanks for the giveaway!

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  43. I would get the Monte Carlo dress so cute for summer! Thanks for the giveaway!

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  44. How to restore a broken relationship and marriage ,Love Spells That Really Work Fast

    My name is Mark Davis, my family and i live in NY USA.It was after seven years i got to discover that my wife was unfaithful to me.I didn't know what was going on at first but as she got deep in the affair with her new lover, i felt that our marriage was on the rocks.I notice that she no longer light up when i touch her or kiss her in her neck and her chest cos she really liked it when i did that, she also usually get naked in front of me but when she started seeing that guy she stopped it.I remember asking her if i have done anything that makes her feel irritated when i am around her then she gives silly excuses that she has been feeling stressed up and that she need space for a while.I know when you are been asked for space its usually because there is something fishy is going on.I hired a private investigator to help find out what was going on.And in a week time he brought me prove that my wife that i have lived with for seven straight year is cheating on me with her high school lover.I had picture of her walking out a of a restaurant with him and many other photo of them kissing in public like she will never be caught by someone that knows she is my wife.I asked myself, even when we had a daughter together she could this to me.That same night i showed her the pictures that i got from my private investigator.She didn't look at it before saying, that she is seeing someone and she know that i just found out about it.Then she said that she is in love with him.At that moment, i didn't know if to kill myself or to kill her but the button line is that if i was going to kill anyone it was going to be me cos i was so much in love with her to even think of thinking to hurt her.As time when on she asked for a divorce and got it and even got custody of our daughter and i was all alone by myself.For a year i tried all i could to get her back with the help of my seven year old daughter.Even at that all effect was in vain, i used the help of her friend but turned out all bad.I know most people don't believe in spell casting but believe me this was my last option and the result i most say was impressive.And i know it difficult to believe but A SPELL CASTER Dr brave really made my life much better cos he gave me my family back.He didn't ask me to pay for what he did for me all i was to do, was to provide the materials for the spell and believe that he had the power to help me.Like he said, he was going to do something that will make her reset her love and affection for me just as it has always been.My wife told me she woke up and realized that she should have never left me that i am all she needs.To make thing clear, her life with her high school lover was great before Dr brave castled the spell they had no disagreement on anything.The guy said it himself that why she broke up with him is unexplainable.Only Dr.Brave can do such a thing contact him to solve your problem with his email:bravespellcaster@gmail.com ,or kindly visit he website http://bravespellcaster.yolasite.com .CONTACT HIM NOW FOR SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS

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  45. I really like their pajama bottoms, actually!

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  46. quite possibly the yellow marilyn dress :) and i have to say, I've never seen a random spell caster comment like the one above. wow. lol

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  47. bwhahahahaha. WTF is that spell caster doing on here?!!! I would pick Navy Marilyn dress. They have a bunch of cute dresses. Happy Bday :)
    -karrie
    ksmith8@emich.edu

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  48. Happy early birthday! I'm loving the Flowershow Dress in the Ivory Dot pattern - so flowy and summery!

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  49. I love Boden and actually did a post on what I wanted from their sale last Friday. I love the Flowershow dress and the Chelsea Turn up pants (already have them in 2 colors).

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  50. If I won I'd put it toward the Selina Dress in blue/pink!

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  51. I am crazy about the blue/white checkered sleeveless shirt!

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  52. I love the Chelsa Turn up in Fresh Water! Such a pretty color!

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  53. I would get the selina dress in pink and blue

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  54. I would I but the Notch Neck Shift dress for work. So cute. I love Boden!

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  55. I would get the Rainy Day Mac coat! I love Boden and I love a fun happy yellow rain coat for rainy days!:)

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  56. The Marilyn dress. Thanks for the chance to win!

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  57. I would do the MARILYN DRESS for sure!! SO cute :)

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  58. HOW DO YOU PICK SOMETHING ... ? #firstworldproblems
    It's all adorable!

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  59. I love thecute Canvas Shopper Tote! Lots of cool designs, I like the flowers the best
    :)

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  60. That lamp fixture is perfect! I think you nailed your b-day list. Also, the reply on the first comment here (the long ass ad) kinda made me laugh, but not that much...

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  61. I am Cannon Shelly i lives in Alabama and i was in a serious relationship with my Ex Guy for 3 good years.. One day we were in a dinner party, we had a little misunderstanding which lead to a Quarrel and he stood up and left me at the dinner party. i try to call him but he was not picking my calls so after than i contacted my brother and told him about it,my brother so much love me that he had to see him on my behalf,he told my brother that it is over between us.. Then i contacted a friend of mine that had this similar experience and she directed me to THE HIGH PRIEST OZIGIDIDON and i contacted him on highpriestozigididon@gmail.com, at first i thought it was not going to be possible and i contacted him i was ask to come up with a little requirement information of me and my Ex Guy,so i did what i was ask to do, after 24Hours after the spell was cast i was in my office when my Ex Guy called me and was asking me to forgive him and come back to him. i was very surprise it was like a dream to me,so ever since we have been happily married with one kid my lovely baby(Anita)...i wish you the best of luck... friends you can contact HIGH PRIEST OZIGIDIDON on his email, highpriestozigididon@gmail.com. I know you will Thank me later

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I read and appreciate every one of your comments. Thanks for stopping by my space and sharing a piece of yourself on this huge ole internet. I meant that in the least creepy way possible. I'm just good at making everything awkward. Anyhow, thank you for your comments. They make me smile :)