All I Know Is....

+ I am insanely excited about the Florida Georgia Line and NELLY concert taking place tomorrow night. Nelly being in all caps because OMG I LOVE HIM. And FGL..my favorite little douches ever. Goochie goo.

+ I just had a few cocktails which explains why Nelly is in all caps and why I can't stop calling my FGL boys douches. Blame it on the cutoff tees and jean vests. 

+ This also explains why I just told my husband every last detail about the surprise 30th birthday party I am throwing him Saturday night. I mean, nobody actually wants to be surprised do they? 

+ That you should follow me on Instagram so that you know when I pick up dead birds on accident.

+ I forgot to expire my promo code for my 50% off sponsor sale which means SUMMERFUN is still valid.

+ That this tampon video is freaking hilarious and I want to bob for ovaries asap.

+ Every time I sneeze these days pee comes out, confirming 125% why I can never give birth.

+ I still long to be the salsa dancer emoticon. 

+ Speaking of, sometimes I get really annoyed when people don't chime in on group texts. At least throw me a confetti emoticon or a good ole fashioned "bend over and I'll show ya" comment. Something people. 

+ My house smells amazing right now. I would invite you over to sniff it but then I would have to invite you over to sniff it.

+ I am making cowboy crack tomorrow for work. I made a vow to not eat chips at all this week. I failed on Monday. Hence why I am celebrating with cowboy crack. Hashtag live it up. 

+ Love, Yellow is still for sale and you should buy it

+ You should also buy this necklace from Cadorah because it's the perfect amount of edge and class all rolled into one. If you are also the perfect amount of the two [confident we all are], order it and use code LIY10 for 10% off. 

+ That this blog post is now peacin' out. 



  1. All I know is that I just laughed all the way through this post! And I will most likely be making some of that cowboy crack when I get home from the store tomorrow. #thankyouerin

  2. LOOOOOVE the period commercial!

  3. Obsessed with this commercial now, also sharing with my mother!

  4. I saw the period video online and immediately sent it to everyone I knew. I'm excited about Cowboy Crack. I'm thinking this weekend would be a good time to whip it up. Grill a few hamburgers and pour me a bottle of wine. All of this is equaling up to a pretty good weekend. Now if only I could erase all the humidity in the air.

  5. Vesicare for the pp problems girl its a life saver!! LOL just tell the doc!

  6. That commercial is priceless. LOL

  7. Where do I sign up for a Vagician??? I can't stop laughing at this!

  8. That video?!?!?!?!?! I'm dying :)

  9. I love posts like this. Totally funny and you. Love it!

    xoxo Allison over at Allison's Eye

  10. since you've told him about the surprise party, i think it's appropriate to wish Shawn a happy birthday already! ha.

  11. Ahhh!! I have to know the deets about your Hubby's 30th. Mine is turning 30 next month and I have no clue what do... and he does NOT appreciate surprises #lame :( However, I am thinking the Cowboy Crack might be a party must! Love ya Toots & HB Shawn! oxox, Amanda

  12. Haha you are too funny! I love the pants you have on!
    I dont pee when I sneeze and Ive had 2 kids but I had csections maybe thats the diff?

  13. WHERE did you get those pants/leggings in the top picture???

  14. "Every time I sneeze these days pee comes out" - I just died. We seem to have a similar problem lol. This post cracked me up

  15. That First Moon Party video though, I literally died laughing! Too good haha


  16. Oh, how I L O V E the salsa dancer!

  17. that video. I died haha. love it!


  18. I'm making that crack dip this weekend...can't wait to try it!

  19. This post just cemented my intention to officially start blog stalking you, haha! You're my kind of funny!


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