3.17.2014

I'm Refusing To Title This Post.

The answer is no, I don't know exactly what I want to talk about today. I delight in these days, not gonna lie. It's so fun to me when I get to walk into the unknown and kinda just go "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" through it all. So allow me if you will to go "weeeeeeeeeeeee" for a little while. 

+ I attempted to make green beer today for St. Patricks Day. Turns out my beer wanted to be all trendy and turned itself a nice shade of aqua instead. I dig it. 


+ It's this little ones birthday today. 

Homegirl knows how to get down. 


That would be my niece, not my daughter. I still don't have one of those. Why you ask? Because just when I was considering my other niece went and got a princess fan stuck in my hair. That's why. 


+ Stop looking at my gray hair. I KNOW. 

+ Even though she destroyed my already gray/broken hair, she still makes my ovaries hurt from time to time.


Literally. If I am on my period and I have to babysit my cramps intensify from a 6 to a 14 because KIDS ARE CRAZY. 

+ Shawn is also turning two today. He is excited about it. 


+ I was at a concert Friday night which was really just a giant cowboy hat fest. 


We sat behind a girl (close to my age) and her father (close to a father's age) who grinded up on each other all night. He took pictures of her holding her boobies and also wiped part of the remaining jello shot she took off of her lips. Needless to say I didn't see any of the concert. I am still baffled at what took place and no, I won't get over it and yes, I am judging. I know that's wrong of me but so is grinding with your father so there's that. If you are the girl in this story and happen to be reading, I apologize but one piece of advice: stop having your father wipe pieces of your jello shot off your lips. It was cool when you were 2. Not 22. 

+ I got a romper the other day. Rompers scare me because sometimes I feel like they want to eat your _____ from time to time. The word you are searching for starts with a v and ends with an ina. Thankfully this one is not hungry but rather insanely adorable and perfect in all of its romper ways. Excuse the orange, it's California's fault. 

I also got this little number to match my beer. Deloom kills me with their clothing. Kills. Use code LIY for free shipping.

+ Somebody tell me to not walk from here to the pantry to bust out chips and queso dip right now. Too late. It's just so good though. About that swimsuit... I found what I will be wearing this summer


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27 comments:

  1. Love the romper! Love the dress and WISH I had your tan!

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  2. 1. Your niece is ADORABLE! 2. I'd be grossed out too! 3. That tan, girl! Hello!

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  3. Happy Birthday to that adorable girl!! I've been loving the instagram's of her! That romper is adorable, but your perfectly tan skin helps accentuate that! lol I would probably disappear into a white blob if I wore that... #pastylegs On the girl & her father.... I didn't see it, but I'm judging too... hard core judging. Have a great week! :)

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  4. I need a freaking tan. Like yesterday. Can you pick up an extra one of those summertime ensembles for me? At this rate, I'll need a size XXXXXXXXXXL. Thanks a million!

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  5. Ewwww @ that girl and her dad, it kinda is making me a little nauseated to think about!

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  6. You have great taste in clothes!

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  7. this is such a cute post, your nieces are adorable! I'm a nanny, and let me tell you, it's great birth control! Also the lady and her father? Beyond weird. Yikes!

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  8. Love the romper and that second beer matching dress too!

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  9. 1. Romper looks hot on you. 2. The fan in your hair and the look on the child's face like she is mentally inflicting pain to your ovaries is hysterical. 3. Are you sure the girl wasn't his girlfriend of a much younger age? Disturbing.

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  10. Rompers also scare me for that EXACT reason! Thankfully that one does not appear to be hungry!

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  11. Did you have to share the story of the girl and her father or man that looks like her father? Eww. But a matching romper to your green beer? How cute! ;) speaking of cute...your niece is adorable! Stella and her should be best friends. P.S. On vacation I will be wearing the same swimsuit that you found for yourself! Bahaha! Chips and queso it is! ;)
    Eva Marie Taylor

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  12. I feel the exact same way about rompers and I have had one of those fans stuck in my hair too - ouch!


    xx Kelly
    Sparkles and Shoes

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  13. both those outfits are beautiful! And those little girls are adorable, if not a little much on the ovaries.

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  14. This is a hilarious post! I loved how you were talking about the girl and her dad and how it's just not right! lol My husband and I have a real bad time getting side tracked with people watching and then we run out of time or forget what we were doing! haha And I love your explanation about most rompers! Priceless!

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  15. I know what you mean about the romper. But I agree. You picked a winner. And I stand by my earlier advice. Find a new baby to hold and everyone will think you're the hottest woman at the beach for looking that amazing after just having a baby. Because, hello, you do look amazing.

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  16. my face was all like :O when reading about your concert experience. love both outfits you picked, and chips and queso are ALWAYS a good idea. healthy eating? what's that?

    xo. jenn @ hello, rigby!

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  17. That romper is too cute! Love it!

    agirlandhersparkles.blogspot.com

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  18. You freaking kill me. I spit coffee out on my screen at work reading this post. Don't feel bad about being judgy. It's a competitive sport for my family. We can't help it.

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  19. You are the cutest little "fashion-blogger-model-girl" and I love both the romper and the dress! I have already opened a Deloom tab so I can check it out. Also, I want chips and queso dip right now, ya know, for my 9:15 am morning snack...

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  20. Yikes on the daddy-daughter grinding front. I would be simultaneously horrified and grossly captivated by that! Yikes bikes!

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  21. Maybe he was just her sugar daddy!!!! LOL Trying to think positive here and not insest!!! Giving her the benefit of the doubt!!!

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  22. Ok - this officially inspired me to join the living in yellow subscription. I am obsessed with your style!

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  23. Ha... prolly was not her father. Turns out 50 year old guys love girls in their 20's! Take it from one who knows... single in my 40's!

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  24. Oh my gosh. DYING right now. :) ahahahah

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  25. Haha Will is two as well. I love rompers!! Well, as long as there is no camel toe involved.

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  26. Still pondering the Dad/ grinding/ jello shot situation. Very funny post!

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I read and appreciate every one of your comments. Thanks for stopping by my space and sharing a piece of yourself on this huge ole internet. I meant that in the least creepy way possible. I'm just good at making everything awkward. Anyhow, thank you for your comments. They make me smile :)