2.20.2014

I'm The Kind Of Girl Who...

The thing I love about people is that at our core, we are all freaks of nature. The best part of my day is finding out that somebody who I thought is "normal" is totally not. I'm no exception to the rule. I definitely have a few quirks or truths about me that you should all know. In the spirit of my lady love Holly's link-up, the truths are now exposed.....


I am the kind of girl who....

+ Likes to sit naked in buckets of water.

+ Drinks a stiff martini while listening to worship music on Pandora. 

+  Looks through Instagram on Valentines Day and proceeds to cry because I didn't get any flowers like EVERY OTHER FREAKING PERSON ON INSTAGRAM DID. And no, I'm not jealous. Or bitter. Nor do I ever want flowers on Valentines Day..

+ Will admittedly agree that my face is orange. It is what it is peeps, deal. The proof is in the video.


+ Would rather spend my afternoon learning the Harlem Shake than doing something productive. Not that learning the Harlem Shake isn't productive, but you know what I mean.

+ Hugs my daily planner daily. It's a crazy, intense, passionate, love affair that Shawn should be concerned about.

+ Hates when my phone rings unless it is Ellen or Publishers Clearing House.

+ Loves being the center of attention in a group of people, but hates it one-on-one.

+ Dances in my kitchen regularly because YOLO.

+ Overuses the word YOLO.

+ Laughs at nearly everything I say. 

+ Wants to say so many things on this blog that I am not "allowed" to say. Husbands are the best (worst) filters around.

+ Eats constantly. And constantly. And constantly.

+ Takes three hours to write blog posts like this because of the Harlem Shake, martinis, and things like that.

+ Thinks I am going to die tonight while snowboarding. Good riddance.




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24 comments:

  1. I said "yep, oh yes, that too" way too many times during this post! Right there with ya, gal!

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  2. I love blooper reels...you are stinkin' adorable! I totally agree about husbands being the best (worst) filters. If it wasn't for Chris he said based on some of my post titles I wanted to publish that I would make people think I was a nudist, stereotypical and a lush!
    Eva Marie

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  3. Freaks of nature. Every single one of us!

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  4. I love my planner to pieces but in past few days , I haven't even written a SINGLE word!

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  5. My planner is my best friend, my world can't function is it is lost!

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  6. Hilarious video. And I'm with u on the martinis and worship music, planner and dancing in the kitchen. Lol

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  7. this is so great! Don't worry, I don't get flowers on Valentine's Day either. I don't really like flowers but my husband just refuses to buy them because he is 'allergic' (don't see how that will affect him if I leave them at work). I also eat every hour. When will the madness end? And the "not being allowed" to say things on the blog, I get that too. I am an open book. It is SO difficult not to be able to share!
    whatagloriousday.blogspot.com

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  8. I just LOVE everything about your blog posts & after talking with you on the blogger happy hour it makes me love you even more! I should have put in my post that I someday hope to be BFFs with other amazing blog ladies haha

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  9. Also drink while listening to hymns...whatever. God loved me. Also eats and eats and eats. Also loves being the center of attention until its just one person. Then I'm all 'can you not?'. I love these posts. Just confirms my Erin love.

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  10. I don't ever stop eating!!! Food is always so available. #firstworldproblems

    I just love it when quirky habits are discovered so easily... thanks for that, yo!

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  11. Lol i have a special bond with my planner two..def not creepy at all

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  12. ok i just watched this video. haha! you are not orange!! you are cute. always. and please don't die so that one day i can harlem shake with you.

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  13. Haha I can't help but laugh because I agree with all of these things.. Especially the eating part.. Sometimes I eat just to eat.. Like it will help my boredom or something.
    Www.mywaytofitandfab.blogspot.com

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  14. Yessss...so related to kitchen dancing and a lot of YOLO'ing. Xx.

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  15. IG is the WORST on holidays!!! I hear ya lady! Husbands be warned!!! ... Also, your EXPRESSION at 2:28!!!!! I. Die. ... As usual, love you to pieces and thank you for the "husbands are the best (worst)" line!!

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  16. Agreed, husbands are the best/worst filters. YOLO

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  17. I think I am going to take up sitting around naked in buckets of water... like everywhere YOLO! :)

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  18. Please don't die snowboarding because we'd miss you too much! You are one of the few people that I enjoy when they use the word YOLO so YOLO it up girl!

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  19. I have a personal planner, a blog planner and a notebook where all of my ideas get written down.. and they're always within reach. If my fiance tries to move them, I'm like "nooo! I might have an idea I need to write down!! *panics*". Whatever. YOLO!

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  20. Please don't die tonight. Not before I see more picture of that bomb ass bowl haircut! ;P

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  21. Dance parties in the kitchen are the only way to go...especially while you are standing in the kitchen telling your husband about your day...it adds to the story effect.

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  22. Hahah loved this post and the idea of this link-up! Fun!

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  23. this post is awesome!

    and like you, i laugh at pretty much everything i say. my husband says its hilarious 'cause he'd never met anyone that did that before. guess he's gonna have to meet you!

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  24. Yes, yes, yes to dancing in the kitchen. or anywhere for that matter! The more dancing the better! Pretty sure we'd have the most epic dance party ever. Mostly because of too many martinis...but it's like you said - yolo. Thank you so much for linking up and playing along. And for sharing that bucket picture - hahah! xoxo

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I read and appreciate every one of your comments. Thanks for stopping by my space and sharing a piece of yourself on this huge ole internet. I meant that in the least creepy way possible. I'm just good at making everything awkward. Anyhow, thank you for your comments. They make me smile :)