2.05.2014

And On Wednesdays, We Write Blog Posts.

+ Anybody out there know how to drop 10 pounds in 5 hours? A friend wants to know. 

+ I was curious as to what I looked like four years ago from today. After a little photo digging, I found it. 
Nothing has changed. Absolutely nothing. Martini in face, eyeballs big, and same highlights in my hair. I pride myself in changing it up never. 

+ I then found a picture of myself offering a mug of hot coffee to a toddler, so that's responsible and stuff. 

+ Do you ever just wish that the person walking in front of you would fall for the sake of a good laugh? Good, me neither. 

+  You know what doesn't drive me crazy? Sunshine, warmth, beaches, and beer. Do you know what does drive me crazy? Everything not mentioned above. 


+ Bruno Mars. I'm not sure what your thoughts are on him but mine are !!!!!!!!!! 
That means I absolutely love him and want nothing more than to be front and center at one of his concerts soon. I also want a personal serenade but I'll settle for the front and center thing. You can take that as literal as you would like. 

+ I wrote my first ever cuss word in a blog post yesterday. I told Shawn I felt like a baller. I guess that's what happens when people who don't cuss write a cuss word in a blog post. I'm going to go beat up a ninja now. 

+ If you are like me and hate hard....cookies, you are in luck. I published my most favorite cookie recipe on my food blog today
Speaking of that food blog, there is no logic behind it rather than it's just a fun experiment and I mean, #YOLO. 

+ Do people still read whole blog posts? Raise your hand if you do. 

+ Last but not least, my dreams of being the salsa dancer are over. I know this only because I was deemed the dancing twins by the official "what type of emoji are you?" quiz. 
Please take the quiz and tell me in the comments what you were. If you even say salsa dancer...girlfriend, watch out. 


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57 comments:

  1. I love everything about this post.

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  2. This post made me smile. Thankfully I didn't get salsa dancer ;D I got manicured nails.

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  3. Hand raised! Those cookies look amazing!

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  4. I raised my hand. I need those cookies in my belly. I got the sarcastic sad eye emoji which is typical because I use that probably more than any other emoji when I speak to friends lol. Fun post!

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  5. I love that you have a food blog now. I visit it frequently.

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  6. Raise raising my hand, too! I LOVE Bruno Mars and even wrote a post about the 5 reasons you should love him. #1 being that we're both 1/2 Filipino so we're basically cousins. Think I can get VIP tickets? I also love quizzes...makes me feel like I'm reading Seventeen magazine again. I got the Kissing Winky Face emoji, which doesn't surprise me!
    Eva Marie

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  7. I read entire posts. And I got dancing twins too. :)

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  8. 🙋 Hand raised. I got monkey. Love Bruno mars! And those cookies need to get in my belly ASAP.

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  9. I also got dancing twins and obviously read the whole post

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  10. I love that your post is just random thoughts.. I mean.. that's awesome.
    btw, I did raise my hand.. and than was like.. uh huh.. no one can see me.

    Ruthie @ www.roothless-xo.blogspot.com

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  11. *raises hand* I read posts! I'm always convinced if I don't read everything, I'm missing something epic! Like, say, cookies!

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  12. You baller you... how'd your ninja fighting go?
    I totally read all of your posts, beeecause you make me laugh!
    I look much different than I did 5 years ago... I had boobs back then!
    Carolyn
    http://www.ccmcafeeperspective.com/

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  13. *Raises hand.*

    Also....we're dancing twins twins.

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  14. Sorry, I blacked out after I saw the fabulous ring on your 'pointer' finger...please, please, please share - where did you get that fab ring? Thanks in advance:)

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  15. I freaking LOVE Bruno Mars. He has been on repeat on my Spotify since the Super Bowl!

    All these quizzes are cracking me up lately. I got hair toss. Appropriate.

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  16. Sparkling heart. I am a hopeless romantic :) 💖

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  17. Love this! How I yearn to be at an all-inclusive resort somewhere drinking a good margarita taking in the sun...ugh.

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  18. Everything in this makes me feel like this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (especially Bruno, and ESPECIALLY cookies)

    -Chelsea
    chelsandthecity.blogspot.com

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  19. I want to comment on how great you look in a bikini but I don't want to be that creepy girl who comments on how great you look in a bikini. So, there's that.

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  20. I got Winky Kiss Face! That is too cute!

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  21. Ummm hard cookies totally the worst, this recipe looks delicious! I was lucky enough to see Bruno Mars in concert once and it was amazing, I would like to redo that night over and over!

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  22. This post is hilarious. And I got cheers beers!

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  23. I read entire posts! I got the hair toss girl with the explanation: "Ain't nobody gonna bring you down today". Truth.

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  24. I read entire posts, your food blog is awesome and I'm Sparkling Hearts! haha

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  25. Oh I read the entire post. Lol whats the point if you don't. Although...I can tell when people haven't because they leave the most rando comments.

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  26. Hand raised, dude. Share Bruno with me.

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  27. Emoticon winner! Cheers Beers! Cha-ching!

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  28. of course you got that emoji. perfect. i think bruno is !!! too and I have never changed. virtual high five!

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  29. I LOVE THAT EMOJI. Jealous.

    I got sarcastic side eye...which probably isn't very far off...

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  30. Haha! That was a great post. The dancing twins are totally you right now and you four years ago. full circle!

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  31. I was totally the winky kiss face- ha! I can't tell what I liked more... wasting time at work or the cute caption? Can't wait to try the cookies too!

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  32. No such luck on the salsa dancer...I'm just a hair toss

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  33. Talk about a great first post to read! This is my first time on your blog and I love it. I took the quiz and I got Manicured Nails....no wonder that's the Emoji next to my name on most of my friends phones.
    I'm a new blogger & enjoy new friends, check out www.boardingtogether.blogspot.com

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  34. I read entire blog posts DUH! lol i took the quiz I got the hair toss. WTF is that?
    Totally got your mean girls reference in the title and i like you even more now!

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  35. I usually read all of your posts. Sometimes I read all of others' too. Only sometimes though. I also got sarcastic side eye...........

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  36. I got the sarcastic side-eye emoji. Sigh. I was hoping for something way more awesome and possibly less snarky.

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  37. UHM- I got the winky kiss face- which is probably my most used emoji so it fits. Buzzfeed knows me so well.
    Good luck fighting ninjas! ;)

    Danielle @ Allusional

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  38. Am I the only one who didn't realize the cuss word? Its so normal. And my oh my Bruno Mars! High 5 for reading the whole post ( I always do)

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  39. If you get an answer about the 10 pounds in 5 hours thing; hook a sistah up. I mean...for a friend..yeah. And don't worry about the coffee to a toddler thing. My dad used to let me drink coffee when I was young (granted half of the beverage was milk and it had about a centimeter of coffee in it), and look at me, I turned out just fine!

    Oh, and "hair toss" emoji. Pft, I am sassy and fabulous. *snaps in z formation after hair toss*

    + Marissa @ Awkwardly Marissa

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  40. I am "Manicured Nails"....ummm...yeah...(I write this as my 3 month-old polish is slowly chipping away)...

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  41. I got Hair Toss. Also, who doesn't love Bruno Mars?

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  42. Hand raised! Loved this post so much. I got sarcastic side-eye in the quiz. Those cookies look delish!

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  43. I got the sarcastic side eye. I like it.

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  44. Raised my hand. Needed this post tonite. Love you E

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  45. I do, to the first question!! Want some info, email me :)
    -Captivatedtheblog.blogspot.com

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  46. Ah , the first beach photo. I want the beach , and summer and EVERYTHING!

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  47. I'm the hair flip emoji :) And when it warms up, feel free to make your way out to Boston and we'll hit up the beach. The water will be cold, but that doesn't stop us from laying out in the sun and enjoying looking at the water!

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  48. The emoji quiz twitter conversation was my favorite thing ever. I spent that evening taking tons of quizzes and I have an entire post drafted and ready to publish on my results… I wasn't 100% pleased. You will always be the salsa dancer in my eyes and you should probably dress yourself up like that ASAP. That would be the best group of Halloween costumes.

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  49. Haha, I love that quiz. I got the salsa dancer! Oops! www.halfwaytofearless.com

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  50. I could seriously use some warm sunshine and a beach right about now! My college classes were cancelled twice last week due to snow & it snowed again yesterday!

    As for the emoji quiz, I'm the Manicured Nails who "never leaves the house looking less than 100%"...if only they saw my bedroom in it's current state. The joke is on them!

    Danielle at Framed Frosting

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  51. I got "Manicured Nails." My life is a little better after that quiz. Thank you.

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I read and appreciate every one of your comments. Thanks for stopping by my space and sharing a piece of yourself on this huge ole internet. I meant that in the least creepy way possible. I'm just good at making everything awkward. Anyhow, thank you for your comments. They make me smile :)