4.29.2013

A Stream Of Thoughts..

Just like the title of the post says--my thoughts exactly as they come to me while typing this post. 
Here we gooooooooo. 

I wonder what this "No Hands" song is all about on Pandora right now? Or who Waka Flocka Flame is and why his momma named him that? 
Perhaps I should be more concerned that he is covered in blood. I have an idea Waka--start using your hands. Maybe next time you won't be the one with blood all over you.

I wonder why I have baby lulu or lullabies as Pandora stations? 

Oh now you did it Pandora. Somebody just said the F word. And it wasn't Frank. Baby lulu here I come..

Oh my word. Diane Keaton on Ellen. My new hero. Next time I'm on Ellen I want to be served wine. 

Isn't it a little presumptuous that my husband assumes we are eating dinner tonight? Or any night for that matter? 

I wish I could show all these living in yellow freaks what the first order of Love, Yellow looks like. I could tell them a hint like: pastels but that's a little anti-climatic when they already knew that. 

I can't believe my phone told me NO MORE PICTURE TAKING TODAY. It did! 2,000 photos must be too much for it's pour little soul. But phone. I have much more mirror seducing to do. 

Why is it socially acceptable to do such things and post them on public forums? Why? 

It is still blowing my mind that my sister allowed me to eat rabbit turds as a child. Why sister? 

My mind is asking too many why's right now. Breathe Erin. 

Frick balls. I need to start my speech for Elevate next week. Tomorrow sounds like a good time to start. 

THE WEATHER IS SO FREAKING AWESOME TODAY I COULD JUST SPIN AND CIRCLES AND YELL OBSCENITIES SUCH AS "I LOVE YOU AWESOME WEATHER!!!"

I love caps. And yelling.

I also loved mashed potatoes with sour cream AND cream cheese loaded in there. 

Except now I want waffles instead.

Isn't the cupid shuffle the most beautiful song you've ever heard? I think so too. 

I wonder if the neighbors think I am hooch when I wear yoga pants and a cami to grill in? 

HEY COUNTING CROWS ARE ON! I think I've been to one of their concerts before! Mom, dad, or sister if you are reading-can you confirm if this is true or not. Sometimes I think I've done things like go to Italy and then I have to be told otherwise that I in fact, have not been. People are such a buzz kill sometimes. 

I wonder why I swore I've been to Italy?!

These posts always get a little long. It's like my thoughts don't know how to stop. 

I think I would hate being a celebrity. Just sayin'. Drugs aren't my thing. 

However, Jason Aldean is my thing.

I feel bad for all of the people that I secretly wish would trip and fall in front of me just so I have something to blog about. Sorry people. 

Oh my duh. I haven't blogged yet about my massage in Arizona. COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU. 

Maggie stop barking at the weird looking guy walking by right now. We don't want him to see my head dancing in the window. 

I wonder if I have ever shown my readers how I make my neck look like a dinosaur?! I think now is the time. Camera, where art thou?

I'm done now. I have to be done now. 
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24 comments:

  1. Hahahaha.... I am dying at this post right now, AWESOME!

    Cassie @ Sage
    sagetheblog.blogpspot.com

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  2. "Frick balls" that's great. I wonder many things also. I love that yellow coffee mug

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  3. Love the "No Hands" songs. I always wonder why those rappers have those names and if their mom really named them that.

    Wow....the neck pic LOL.

    Frick balls...that's a new word.

    Your sister let you eat rabbit turds. Wow. how's she feel about that now a days. Looks like they made you crazy LOL j/k

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  4. This is a fantastic post! And yes somehow your neck does resemble a dinosaur in that pic... how did you do that? haha

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  5. My husband thinks we should have dinner every night and tonight he made bacon and eggs for both of us...I saw Jason Aldean last summer with Luke Bryan. It was awesome!!

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  6. you do it with "No Hands" Erin! shake your butt with no hands, lol! (I guess thats what the kids are doing these days)

    -Rekita

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  7. If you look closely on that screen shot, you will notice Waka Flocka Flame was actually named Juaquin Malphurs at birth, which, let's be honest, is still no John Smith.

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  8. I love this post. So many awesome thoughts in one place. It feels good to know I'm not the only weirdo out there.

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  9. Thanks so much for this post - a much needed laugh :)

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  10. I'm going to Italy this fall, so you can surely come with! We'll fly straight out of Honolulu, so you'll need a full assortment of clothes, which is okay, because you can just have your StitchFixes sent to Hawaii. Sound good? Good.

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  11. For the love of all that is holy...check out Boom Boom Pow on Pandora. Your life will be changed...forever! Promise! Nice neck. :)

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  12. You're too cute! :)

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  13. ha ha ha. You are adorable! Love this post. I think I would curl up in a ball though if my thoughts just kept coming like that. Seriously! ;-) Should have made the dino-neck at the man walking by. lol

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  14. Diane Keaton on "Ellen" was so hysterical. I loved her!
    - Heather


    www.sarcasmandstilettos.com

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  15. Umm, can you do one of these posts every day, please? Also, please say "frick balls" during your speech at Elevate and talk the whole time while doing your Dino neck. That would be fabulous.
    Eva @ Snappee Turtle

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  16. and your thoughts sound just like mine. jumbled and random. haha! p.s. sexy neck ;)

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  17. haha!
    your thoughts lighten up my day

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  18. omg your neck hahaha. its amazing. I can make my neck look like the mom from Honey Boo Boo, its gross. Dinosaur neck is where its at.

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  19. Hilarious!! I love your dinosaur neck. LOL.

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  20. Mmmm, waffles. I can do a dinosaur neck too :) Um, and I think the "No Hands" song is about something dirty.... I might have confirmed it @ urban dictionary :/

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  21. Love all of this and your pics are cracking me up right now.

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  22. Weird, my phone told me the same thing yesterday!

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  23. Oh my gracious how did I not know this little corner of blog heaven exhausted. LOVE

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I read and appreciate every one of your comments. Thanks for stopping by my space and sharing a piece of yourself on this huge ole internet. I meant that in the least creepy way possible. I'm just good at making everything awkward. Anyhow, thank you for your comments. They make me smile :)