3.11.2013

Daily Thoughts


“I really need to eat healthy today..”

“LOOK! There are Doritos in the vending machine…yessssss”

“I think I want a baby now”

While sitting in a bubble bath at 5:30 pm drinking a glass of wine...

“I did not actually say that I wanted a baby earlier today, did I?”

“I am going to bed early tonight.”

“Ooooh, coffee. It’s only 9 pm. I can handle it.”

2 am wandering aimlessly around the house looking for something to clean or a recipe to make...

“Two points coffee. Twelve points baggy eyes.”

“Today is the day I am going to get caught up on emails.”

“HA!” (that one was a joke guys.)

“Oooh Instagram. I’ll just look for a minute.”

An hour and twenty minutes later….

“Am I seriously still looking at Instagram?!”

“Don't do it Erin. Don't. Resist the urge to snap yet another self portrait.”

Snapped. Filtered. Posted.


“I am not drinking any alcoholic beverages during the week anymore…”

Pours wine Monday. Pours a Rum and Diet Tuesday. Pours a beer Wednesday. Pours more wine Thursday. Makes Margaritas Friday.

“That laundry should probably get put away considering it’s been hanging out on the bedroom floor for the past 8 nights..”

“But then I wouldn't have anything to do tomorrow…”

“I should probably stop spending money on things I don’t need.”

“TARGET TARGET TARGET…I need you.”

no but seriously--you need these and these too

“I’m going to make something delicious for dinner tonight.”

“Picking up Pizza Hut constitutes as making something delicious right?”

“Right."

“Blog post ideas. Think blog post ideas.”

“But what about lunch plans?!?!?!”

“I need to schedule my dentist appt today. And gyno appt. And dermatologist appt. And hair appt. And really any appt that I haven’t scheduled in the last 2 years.”

“But then I wouldn't have anything to do tomorrow…”

"OH HEY LOOK! Luke Bryan in tight jeans.."

Ends all thoughts and passes out on the floor from extreme sexiness.

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77 comments:

  1. Oh! I have beer in my fridge.
    Thank you for the reminder.

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  2. Hahahaha Love this! Reminds me of myself ;)

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  3. Helllllp, this girl named Erin hacked into my head and stole all of my thoughts!!!

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  4. Mmm... wine. I wish that wine didnt have calories :(

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  5. Haha!! You're hilarious, Erin!

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  6. I love this!!! Randomness and fun thoughts all rolled into one! hehe! This should be a link up fo shiz.

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  7. STORY OF MY LIFE!!! This post has got to be one of my favorites of yours :)

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  8. Haha, love it. This is totally my thought process...

    Christen
    An Unordinary Hello

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  9. how can you look adorable in every selfie you take yet it takes me 37,000 to look somewhat not awkward? also...luke bryan YES

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  10. Son of a peach, you make me smile. I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has these thoughts! This may be one of my favorite posts!

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  11. love it. Love the pictures esp the silly ones. that's me but I need to get the balls to post em. haha. :D Just continue being yourself. you seem to be a great person and funny and got a great sense of humor

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  12. This post is real life for me everyday!! i bought these shoes and love it!! Tmrw i am having a giveaway on the blog you should check it out! I think you will definitely like the statement necklace i am giving away plus other stuff!!
    PS i always love your selfies!!
    XO

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  13. LMFAO! This post is EPIC & YOU ARE A CHAMPION! =) We are so alike it's INSANE! =) Love you JUST as you are! =) XO

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  14. hahaah this is a fantastic post, hilarious!

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  15. This is so the story of my life! I get so easily distracted or I think, hmm I should leave that for tomorrow!

    http://lovemedanimarie.blogspot.com

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  16. You`re awesome. Ya, I really need to stop spending money on things I do not need. The secret is to not do it AT ALL. When I am in saving mode, I look at every item, and think: is this item really worth it, when I can save the money and buy X,Y & Z? No. When I`m not in saving mode, I am out of control!

    Some Snapshots Blog
    Jess

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  17. hilarious! i love it... and so so true. so the way my brain works :)

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  18. You really, really crack me up! :)
    www.shannonheartsblog.com

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  19. Okay baby thing? Totally the story of my life. LOL. And I have been trying to eat healthy (using food journals, reading books, following inspiring Instagram accounts). I am DOOMED. I might as well quit trying and order Pizza Hut. Kind of hard to eat healthy when you have a food blog no? Thats my excuse at least. Hugs and loves!
    xoxo

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  20. My response...

    "Could Erin be anymore adorable??"
    "No."
    "Well,maybe. If there were two of her."
    "Now I'm being weird."
    "Like Erin."
    ;)
    Love you, girlie!!

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  21. Lol LOL LOL!!! haha this is totally me!!! x

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  22. Ah, words can't describe how much I love your blog! :)

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  23. Ha ha ha, love this post! I can totally relate!! I have been thinking about getting in on the action and sponsoring your blog, just haven't decided which option to go with yet. :)

    Have a great week!

    Chelsea @ Life Unpublished

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  24. This is definitely one of my favorite posts! It's totally me all day, every day.

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  25. omg.

    omg best post ever.

    ever.

    totally stealing this idea.

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  26. bwahaha! Probably one of the best posts I've read recently. Got me ready for my very similar day - erm week. THANKS for the laughs :P

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  27. Finally, I am not the only one with erratic thoughts and obsession with having profound thoughts in the bathtub!

    Hannah x

    www.thelemonhive.com

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  28. Ohhh too true Erin!! I thoroughly enjoyed this and have definitely had some of these thoughts myself. Luke Bryan quells them all though!!

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  29. hahaha love the honesty, I think everyone can relate! :)

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  30. Hahahha these are so amazing. And I have definitely thought every single one of these thoughts! Especially the last one. Mmmmm

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  31. OH MY GLOB!
    So stinkin' funny! Thanks for making the rest of us feel normal and that we're really NOT bipolar!
    Xo,
    Eva

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  32. This is my days, every day. With slight variations but so incredibly true.

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  33. hahahahah this is hilarious!! pretty much from the time we got married 2 years ago until we finally decided to start trying for baby, I'd be like HONEY baby time... lets go make one... then an hour later I'd be like oh wait nvm...love sitting here doing nothing :-)

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  34. hahahah I go through something like this daily too! How funny!

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  35. I have bought those same wedges and mint skinnies!! Love my pants, but the wedges hurt my feet!!!! I am so heartbroken because I LOVE THEM!!! Does yours hurt your feet across the top of your foot? Advice!!!

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  36. YAY I have those wedges too... I immediately thought "Target does it again!!!" We have similar thoughts throughout the day! love 'em!

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  37. This is so funny! I think these exact same things to myself all the time!! Espically about target and babies and wine! Adorable!

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  38. haha love it - my life is something similar. including being regularly distracted by instagram - so addicting!
    -- jackiejade.blogspot.com

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  39. Hahaha...pretty much the best post I've read in a long time

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  40. So glad I read this! Absolutely my daily life. You crack me up! xoxo

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  41. "but then I wouldn't have anything to do tomorrow" love!
    www.odetosimplicity.com

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  42. hahaha i like the honesty :) and wine pouring.

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  43. This is so funny!! I find myself thinking some of the same things. Especially about the wine... No wine today, I tell myself in the morning, and then somehow the glass ends up in my hand.

    Amy

    Fashion and Beauty Finds

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  44. hahaha - i can relate. i can be a total walking contradiction sometimes. (um, see what i did there? ;))

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  45. HA these are brilliant! I don't even want to THINK about the crap that runs through my head at work... it mostly involves wanting to run up and down the corridor (it's that sort of corridor) x

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  46. your thoughts sound an awful lot like mine. glad to know I'm not the only one....

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  47. LOL..Literally! I think some of our random thoughts may be in a club together or something... Totally have those mint Target jeans..and the Pippa Middleton-like espadrilles.. have a similar pair. Now it's time to go off on more random thoughts..meet you there ;)

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  48. “I am not drinking any alcoholic beverages during the week anymore…”

    Pours wine Monday. Pours a Rum and Diet Tuesday. Pours a beer Wednesday. Pours more wine Thursday. Makes Margaritas Friday.



    story of my LIFE / this week.

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  49. hahahahha this is so perfect.

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  50. Love you new shoes! And pictures of you is so adorable! You look great!
    Maybe you would love to follow each other on gfc and bloglovin? Check my blog and let me know! I would love it!

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  51. You are so fun. :) Love the random thoughts!

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  52. Aw man, you really do crack me up :))

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  53. MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY! Especially about wanting babies then peacefully taking a bubble bath and changing my mind :)

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  54. you are too funny... i have many of the same thoughts, especially about refraining from alcohol during the week but usually giving in. thanks for the humor today!

    xo
    lauren
    www.annacroswell.com

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  55. Target Target Target!!

    I seriously call it the "Hundred dollar store". I go in for laundry detergent and deoderant and BAM! I just spent one hundred smackers! WTF, Mate?

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  56. You crack me up! Good to know I'm not the only procrastinator when it comes to laundry and appointments. Except for hair, that's a priority! ;)

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  57. You are hysterical!!!!!!! This post is a classic!!

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  58. Ha! I can totally relate. My least favorite chore is putting my laundry away and instagram is too addicting.

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  59. I bet there are even some funnier ones that would be too x-rated to post ;) Hehe

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I read and appreciate every one of your comments. Thanks for stopping by my space and sharing a piece of yourself on this huge ole internet. I meant that in the least creepy way possible. I'm just good at making everything awkward. Anyhow, thank you for your comments. They make me smile :)