Sexy Talk

Hi humans, it’s me….snoop doggy dog again.

I mean Maggie.

It’s just sometimes I get ghetto and call myself that.

we had just got done learning "how to back our thangs up" here 

Anyhow, my mom told me how you all raved over my first guest post (can’t say I am surprised…)
so I thought I would come back for round two.

Why today you ask?

Because my mom is too busy discussing with my dad who is going to win PEOPLE Magazine’s Annual Sexiest Man Alive competition this year.

 

My mom hasn’t realized yet that she should reserve such talk for girl time. All my daddy keeps saying is “Obviously I am going to win…”
My daddy (while sexy) can be a liar sometimes.

Oh shoot, my mom just told me it was weird to say that my dad is sexy.

I don’t know all of these human rules. I hear her say it, why can’t I say it?! Whatever.

What I do know though is that Luke Bryan is going to win this sexy competition.

Well at least that’s what she says.

I personally think Clifford should claim the title this year.
All I know is that it's hitting the news stands on November 15th.
I saw it on momma's calendar (she marks all very important dates in there).

 

Speaking of PEOPLE Magazine, sometimes I think my mom forgets that the couples from The Bachelor/Bachelorette never work out.

Every time my mom picks up an issue she screams, cries, eats lots of ice cream, and confesses that true love will never exist if even team JEM can’t stay together.

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This break-up sent mom in a downhill spiral quickly.

She can be so dramatic sometimes.

I tell her to stop reading those magazines because the ice cream is starting to get to her thighs,
but she tells me to buzz off. This year I took the meaning literally at Halloween and dressed up as a bumblebee.

Apparently my mom isn’t going to stop reading her celebrity gossip no matter how thick her thighs get. Poor thing. It’s okay though. Sometimes I like when my mommy picks up an issue of PEOPLE Magazine. Why you ask? Because that means she was at the store and probably got me a bag of treats at the same time. I also like it because sometimes my mom will see pictures of all these fancy celebs touting their pups around and it motivates her to want to take me on a walk.

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Well, she doesn’t actually end up taking me because then she sees that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up so she breaks out the ice cream again, but at least she thought about it for a few minutes.

So yeah, I love PEOPLE Magazine.

The magazine that is.

Sometimes real people think that I am a cat.

What do you think though?

Luke Bryan? Clifford? Who will PEOPLE Magazine’s Annual Sexiest Man Alive be this year?
 

My mom said that if you leave a comment below with who you think will win, you will be entered to win a $20 Walgreens gift card.
Just to make sure that you "real" people can go purchase PEOPLE Magazine I suppose.

And hey, if you do win….say no to the ice cream, but do say yes to dog walks.

Got it?
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You heard the dog people.
Tell me below who you think will win (or who you would vote for) for PEOPLE Magazine’s Annual Sexiest Man Alive and you will be entered into the drawing for a $20 Walgreens gift card. Winner will be announced on Monday, November 19th.

And of course remember to go pick up your own copy on November 15th.
The sexy will be waiting for you.....

  

**This shop is part of a social shopper marketing insight campaign with Pollinate Media Group™, but all my opinions are my own.**

or in this case....are my dog's own ;)