11.12.2012

Sexy Talk

Hi humans, it’s me….snoop doggy dog again.
I mean Maggie.
It’s just sometimes I get ghetto and call myself that.
we had just got done learning "how to back our thangs up" here 

Anyhow, my mom told me how you all raved over my first guest post (can’t say I am surprised…)
so I thought I would come back for round two.
Why today you ask?
Because my mom is too busy discussing with my dad who is going to win PEOPLE Magazine’s Annual Sexiest Man Alive competition this year.
 
My mom hasn’t realized yet that she should reserve such talk for girl time. All my daddy keeps saying is “Obviously I am going to win…”
My daddy (while sexy) can be a liar sometimes.
Oh shoot, my mom just told me it was weird to say that my dad is sexy.
I don’t know all of these human rules. I hear her say it, why can’t I say it?! Whatever.
What I do know though is that Luke Bryan is going to win this sexy competition.
Well at least that’s what she says.
I personally think Clifford should claim the title this year.
All I know is that it's hitting the news stands on November 15th.
I saw it on momma's calendar (she marks all very important dates in there).

 
Speaking of PEOPLE Magazine, sometimes I think my mom forgets that the couples from The Bachelor/Bachelorette never work out.
Every time my mom picks up an issue she screams, cries, eats lots of ice cream, and confesses that true love will never exist if even team JEM can’t stay together.

This break-up sent mom in a downhill spiral quickly.
She can be so dramatic sometimes.
I tell her to stop reading those magazines because the ice cream is starting to get to her thighs,
but she tells me to buzz off. This year I took the meaning literally at Halloween and dressed up as a bumblebee.
Apparently my mom isn’t going to stop reading her celebrity gossip no matter how thick her thighs get. Poor thing. It’s okay though. Sometimes I like when my mommy picks up an issue of PEOPLE Magazine. Why you ask? Because that means she was at the store and probably got me a bag of treats at the same time. I also like it because sometimes my mom will see pictures of all these fancy celebs touting their pups around and it motivates her to want to take me on a walk.
 

Well, she doesn’t actually end up taking me because then she sees that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up so she breaks out the ice cream again, but at least she thought about it for a few minutes.
So yeah, I love PEOPLE Magazine.
The magazine that is.
Sometimes real people think that I am a cat.
What do you think though?
Luke Bryan? Clifford? Who will PEOPLE Magazine’s Annual Sexiest Man Alive be this year?
 
My mom said that if you leave a comment below with who you think will win, you will be entered to win a $20 Walgreens gift card.
Just to make sure that you "real" people can go purchase PEOPLE Magazine I suppose.
And hey, if you do win….say no to the ice cream, but do say yes to dog walks.
Got it?
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You heard the dog people.
Tell me below who you think will win (or who you would vote for) for PEOPLE Magazine’s Annual Sexiest Man Alive and you will be entered into the drawing for a $20 Walgreens gift card. Winner will be announced on Monday, November 19th.

And of course remember to go pick up your own copy on November 15th.
The sexy will be waiting for you.....
  
**This shop is part of a social shopper marketing insight campaign with Pollinate Media Group™, but all my opinions are my own.**

or in this case....are my dog's own ;)
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97 comments:

  1. I second the vote for Luke Bryan!

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  2. Channing Tatum for his role in Magic Mike..hands down :)

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  3. Ian Somerhalder. With all the Vampire Diaries and 50 Shades hype...he's a shoe in!

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  4. I vote Luke Bryant too! :) and I LOVE when you post Maggie!!

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  5. It has to be Channing Tatum. No questions asked :)

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  6. Matt Bomer for me! He's like Campbells soup "Mmm Mmm Good"

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  7. I think that Val from DWTS deserves at least an honorable mention. I highly enjoy looking at him.

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  8. Maks from Dancing With The Stars! He's not ugly, that's for sure... :)

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  9. It's Channing Tatum's title to lose this year. Although I think it should be Christian Bale or Joseph Gordan-Levitt. Rawr!

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  10. I think it's probably going to be Channing Tatum...

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  11. This post is hilarious! I love that the "dog" wrote the post! I want Luke Bryan to win for sure!

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  12. To be honest, I have no idea who is going to win, but if they had cutest dog of the year it would be a close call. Between Maggie and my Lola of course! SOOOOO freakin cute.

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  13. I think it should be the fictitious Christan Grey... juuuuuust sayin!

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  14. Oh my. Channing Tatum and Luke Bryan both deserve it, but I'm going to have to say that Channing Tatum will probably win. Can't wait for that issue!

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  15. I think it's going to be Channing... but MY sexiest man alive is Luke Bryan. The man is BEAUTIFUL.

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  16. Ryan Reynolds (or should I say Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen!) will forever be the sexiest man in my eyes. Move over, Blake.

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  17. It has to be Ryan Reynolds. He was robbed last year!!!

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  18. Blake Shelton. I hope it better be. Did you see him at the CMAs hello fine sedate man right there. Miranda needs to get lost... Love her

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  19. Cracking up. Why are you so funny my girl?

    I think Luke...obviously Luke.

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  20. I just watched "People Like Us" and helloo Chris Pine! (thank you google for hooking me up with the name)

    I'd imagine he's not on the list so I'm going to have to go with Luke Bryan. Luhvyouluke!

    Maggie you are the bomb.com!

    XO-SP

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  21. I totally think Vince Vaughn should win. There's nothing sexier than a guy who is funny. Am I alone, here?

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  22. I'm going with Gilles Marini. I just can't be the only person that thinks he's the sexiest thing. Ever. Right? Yep He's got this...

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  23. Matt Bomer for sure! He is so gorgeous. Mmm.

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  24. channing tatum will probably win, but i am more of a seth rogen kinda girl!

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  25. Omg Erin! This post is hilarious!!!! I should say Ryan Gosling!

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  26. My vote is definitely for Luke Bryan!!!!

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  27. I hope it's Taye Diggs, but most likely Channing Tatum ;)

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  28. Channing Tatum all the way baby!!! :) Love him

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  29. Ryan Gosling gets my vote he is crazy sexy

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  30. I imagine Channing Tatum will win
    JenniferAnne74 @ aol.com

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  31. Joseph Gordon Levitt. A thousand votes for him omgggg

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  32. I too vote for Clifford! ( just trying to help a girl out!)

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  33. Channing Tatum. He deserves it after all that stripping down during Magic Mike! =)

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  34. I think Adam Levine all the way, but I do have a feeling it will be Channing Tatum. Sigh.

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  35. Channing Tatum all the way!!!

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  36. So...I have no clue who is in the running, but I would have to say that my all time sexy guy is Ryan Gosling. Although Luke Bryan is starting to come up on the heels of my first love affair.

    We shall see.....

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  37. Love this post. Hilarious!! If I had to pick someone it would be Alexander Skarsgard from True Blood. Love him!

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  38. Hmmm who is Luke Bryan? GOOGLE!
    Okay googled and got it!
    So I think it should go to Gabriel Macht! Oh my golly miss get me wet (under the shower - duh! get your mind out of the gutter) I love him!
    Something about his role is Suits that just does it for me! ;)
    http://johced-ourjourneytoeverywhere.blogspot.com/
    xxx

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    1. Ooooohhh, yeah!! Love him in Suits! And, love him in suits. Looking good! Ha ha!

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  39. Adam Levine should win it, hands down!

    Btw, this post was HILARIOUS.

    -Samantha @ itsallinthedeats.blogspot.com

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  40. Hope Channing Tatum wins! Do athletes ever make the cover as I think there are quite a few hot male athletes who deserve the title as well....Tim Tebow, Adam Scott, Brady Quinn, Beckham, to name just a few. Whoa is it getting hot in here? lol

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  41. I'm sure everyone will disagree with me on this (and you) but Luke Bryan just isn't sexy to me. Attractive yes...but not sexy.

    Not sure if Tim Tebow is considered a "celebrity" but man, oh, man...he has my vote!

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  42. In my personal opinion Ben Affleck should win it every year. I may be one of the only girls on earth in love with him but alas it is true. Ben all the way!

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    1. Love Ben Affleck! Especially now that he's a family man. Guys being awesome Dads is sexy!

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  43. Ian Somerhalder, hands down. That man is HOT!

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  44. UGH all of these guys should win! Haha. But I'm voting for Ian Somerhalder. Mainly because this is the year I FINALLY discovered Vampire Diaries and I can't stop watching.

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  45. Well obviously my boyfriend should win, because he is Adam Levine's normal-person doppelganger and he is made of awesome sexiness. But as far as famous people, I'm kind of smitten with Bradley Cooper. I'd vote for him every year.

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  46. I am going with Ryan Reynolds... Yum!
    - Nicole @ www.grubnmarriage.blogspot.com

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  47. I think Channing Tatum will win it this year. Or should I say, Magic Mike! I think Luke Bryan is super sexy though, so maybe they can share the title this year

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  48. I really believe Chris Hemsworth is the most beautiful man alive. He just radiates sex (don't tell my husband I said that).

    Side note: this post totally made my day!

    xo, Yi-chia
    Always Maylee

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  49. I think it's going to be Channing Tatum. Although I am in awe of Luke Bryan's hip thrust! You must see him live in concert! Yumm!

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  50. Robert Pattinson would be my pick! Love me some Edward Cullen!

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  51. I'm thinking Ryan Gosling, or Mark Wahlberg... ;]

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  52. umm there is no doubt, Channing Tatum. he should be the winner EVERY year. :)

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  53. Well first of all you got me to read this post by the title of it... HA! ...and TOTALLY LUKE BRYAN... Helllllllooooooooooooooooooo ass!!!! Gawd he wears his jeans well... Wait did I just say that? Okay yes, yes I did! Daummmmmmmm he can shake it for me anytime!

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  54. I think reading all these it's a toss up between Channing Tatum and Luke Bryan.

    But I think it should be Ryan Reynolds. He is a nicely packaged piece of man candy.

    Oh and if George Clooney could still be entered and if it was possible to vote I would send him all my votes.

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  55. I'm thinking maybe Matt Bomer if he lands the role of Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey :)

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  56. Josh Bowman....Daniel from Revenge. So sexy.

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  57. Haha I misread a few words and didn't get that it was your dog. Made a lot moe sense after I cleared that up. =]

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  58. Luke Bryan. Oh my lord, the man is gorgeous.

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  59. I'm going with a long shot and saying that newbie Taylor Kitsch will get it this year!

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  60. I think Ryan Reynolds will take the ultimate title, but Luke Bryan will definitely be in the issue. He's sooo big right now.

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  61. My choice is always Johnny Depp. Classic.

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  62. luke bryan or ryan reynolds get my vote!

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  63. Ryan Reynolds is my pick
    shopgurl101 at gmail dot com

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  64. Clifford the Big red dog for sure ;)

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  65. I would guess they would vote Christian Bale, though the inner 14 year old in me is screeeaaaming Josh Hutcherson. But lets be honest.. it should be Jude Law. Every time.

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  66. People magazine named Channing Tatum as the sexist man alive but I was pulling for ryan gosling :)

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  67. I have a feeling Channing Tatum will win but I would like to see Blake Shelton to win.

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  68. Ian. Somerhalder. Ohhhh yeeeaaaaahhhh :) He makes me wish vampires were real.

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  69. Hi Erin. I always enjoy reading your blog. However, your use of the term ghetto to essentially describe an artist who happens to be black is disturbing. It makes me think you anonymously posted to your own blog about how much you don't like black people. That you posted as your dog only makes it worse. You're an intelligent woman, so act like it.

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    1. I am sorry that this offended you. Correct me if I am wrong but Snoop has written several songs with the name "ghetto" in them. I do not use it as a derogative term but as something he has said himself. I am sick of people accusing me that I wrote terrible things about other races on my own blog. I ask that If you have a problem with this to email me or do something non anonymously so that I can contact you and share my reasoning and apologies directly with you.

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  70. I would vote for Ryan Gosling.

    hewella1 at gmail dot com

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I read and appreciate every one of your comments. Thanks for stopping by my space and sharing a piece of yourself on this huge ole internet. I meant that in the least creepy way possible. I'm just good at making everything awkward. Anyhow, thank you for your comments. They make me smile :)