I didn't eat anything exciting. I didn't even have a glass of wine. Nothing. I just laid there. Or lied there. Whatever the correct spelling of that tricky word is. I'm pretty confident I would have been taught this in Elementary school. I am also pretty confident that I don't remember most things I've ever been taught. Especially in elementary school. Cursive what?
Dressed my dog up as a bumblebee. My niece decided she had to copy. Pssssh. So much for originality.
wings. leggings. diaper butt. boots with the fur. i die.
Wait. One last thing. Those swans. They were back. And almost attacked. You think I'm kidding.
What you can't tell is that they were saying "I am going to eat your face off" as they swam near me.
Yeah, that definitely beats any couch.
ps. I realize that I said "Monday" a lot in this post and it is only Sunday. I don't really have anything more to add to this statement, but just thought I should make that one known.