I was totally going to write a post today, I swear.
But then I remembered sitting on the couch with my heating pad sounded way better.
It's like my new favorite hobby all of a sudden.
But have no fear, I wrote a post over here.
And no, you have never read it before....
It's all about "How to be a funny blogger"
Something a few of you could learn a thing or two about....
That was a joke. Get it? That was humor.
Lesson number one...use jokes that slam your readers.
It will get you real far.
And if you can't be funny with words....you may as well be with pictures. Preferably of yourself.
And if it's going to be of yourself--it may as well be in goggles. While making a duck face.
Because that's hot.
It feels like I am totally writing a blog post.
Gotta get back to my heating pad.
USA USA USA USA USA USA.
Forgive me...I keep randomly catching myself chanting that out loud.
They get the best of you every time....
See you over here bean stalks.
Speaking of bean stalks. I posed for pictures IN corn stalks the other day.
Because that's normal.
More on that "lets drive around the countryside and take pictures with every Amish related thing we can find" later though.
I'm outta this joint.
Or at least to smoke one......
See. I am full of humor.