It may have to do with the fact that I didn't have a post planned and am feeling rather lazy.
That's a lie. I just took some supplement all natural pill thing and I'm feeling rather energetic.
Lazy just sounded like a valid excuse.
Anyhow--back to this post. I am just going to write down every thought that pops into my head.
This could be scary. It could be funny. Regardless, it will be random.
Let's do this thing.
-I just said lets do this thing. What I meant was thang. I wonder why I didn't use the word thang?
Oh right, I am trying to not sound so ghetto in my posts. Danggit.
-Is that how you spell danggit? Or is it dang it?
-I wish our freezer wasn't out of ice cubes. And that we weren't out of toilet paper. It's going to suck if I wake up in the middle of the night and have to pee. It will especially suck if I get a sudden urge to suck on an ice cube immediately following.
-It's true. I used to wake up in the middle of the night and suck on ice cubes when I was little.
-I bet my mom and dad who are reading are now thinking "what? she did that?" Yes I did. This was a couple of years after I stopped sleeping in a sleeping bag next to your bed.
-If my child ever sleeps in a sleeping bag next to my bed on a regular basis I will throw it in the yard.
-I just said I would throw my child in the yard. Hence why I don't have children.
-Gosh Kip Moore is hot.
-Speaking of hot, I wonder how my face got so greasy today.
-Pictures. I haven't included pictures in this post yet. Gross. Fix that now. Just use some from yesterday. Everybody else and their mom will post pictures from the weekend, I may as well too.
-I mean, why does my niece get to look so cute when she laughs from the side? I look like a freakin' hyena. Totally not fair.
-Wait a minute. Is she pulling my shirt down in that picture? No wonder she is laughing her head off.
What a little....
-Don't call your 2 year old niece a pervert. Or a hoochie mama. She is 2.
-I can't believe that neighbor of mine called me a pervert when I was little for ringing his doorbell and running away. What part of that is perverted?
-It's better than the time I fed my best friend bread with deodorant pieces smashed into it.
-Who was I?
-I love that my husband is singing Bon Jovi loudly in the living room.
"I'M WANTED, WAAAAAAANTED DEAD OR ALIVE" He is such a bad ____.
-I kinda want to go play guitar hero now. And drink water with lemons. Crap. I still have no ice cubes.
-What could I instagram right now?
-This post is looking like its getting long. Just like every other post I pump out. Is it weird to say I pumped out a post?
-Dance party. That's what I want right now. Or a nice pair of rollerblades. Yeah, definitely rollerblades. It has been way too long.
-I can't believe I told Shawn that I wanted thermal socks and a heating pad for my birthday this year. Think next time Erin, think.
-More pictures maybe?
-Yeah, time to end this post. And go make a frozen pizza. And practice using my zoom lens on the same plant I always do.
-Sometimes ending posts bums me out because I have to wait another whole 24 hours til another one can be published.
-Somebody needs a life. That somebody being me.
-Oh my gosh, I am finding out the sex of Giuliana & Bill's baby tonight. Ahhhhhhhhhhh. This day just got so much better.
-Say good bye now. Just say good bye. BYE.