Bad Moods Suck.

I have no business writing a blog post right now.
Literally, none.
I am in one of the worst moods I have been in in a long time.
And I don't really know why.
Okay, yes I do.
It's the 900 little things that didn't go my way today that did it.
Like losing a red earring.
And burning the crap out of my toast.

Rough, I know.

Okay there were a few other incidents mixed in so stop saying under your breath "she is in a bad mood because of burnt toast and a lost earring?!?!" That earring could have cost $175,000. It didn't. But think of the potential if it did. I would be all over the news for losing that sucker, Kim Kardashian style.

Anyhow--I do have an excuse. It's called I am a hot ball of hormonal mess.

It's a darn good thing that I came home to hilarious emails from this girl, this girl, and this girl.
Thanks girls. Word to the wise: follow their blogs. They are some of my favs. Just sayin'.

It's also a good thing that Flo Rida is bustin' out "In the Ayer" right now on my computer.
There's just something magical about this song isn't there?
Ayyyyeeeeeeer. Ay Ayyyyeeeer.

Because I have nothing good to say and I need a few smiles, I thought I would just slam this post full of ridiculous pictures. Who doesn't love those?
I love how the guy in the back is calling in for reinforcement. And how I act like the guy strapping me in is tickling me. Because strapping me in wasn't awkward enough.

My husband {on the left}. Breaking it down in an American Flag sweater. Nothing sexier than a man showing his pride for his country. While gettin' low.

Do not look at me. Look behind me. I spy _______.

I live with the lead singer of Kiss. I would say his name but I would have to google it.
And I don't feel like exerting that much energy on this post.

In the center of a mall. Getting my teeth whitened. NBD.

My side job. Walking on what appears to be dead people in hospital waiting rooms.
Aka cracking my dad's back while my sister is giving birth.

I'm such a rebel.

Smack that.

Apparently I like that pose. Gorilla or human. It's all the same.
I love the sopping wet dog look. And the freakish alien face. But I really love it when I am a sopping wet dog freakish alien all in one. It's hard lookin' that good.

Well would you look at that. I am in a better mood all of a sudden.

On that note, I'm outta here. I've got a ton of "I wish I was Emily Maynard" thoughts to partake in.
I bet she doesn't get hormonal. Or look take pictures when she looks like a wet dog. Or act like she is tapping Gorilla's butts for that matter.

Nevermind. Why would I want to be her? I wouldn't have anything to blog about.

Make it a good one lovers. I need to go snatch up my husband now. It was that gettin' low picture I tell you. Owwww Owwwww.

PS. He hates me right now. There will be no snatching up. Just lots of yelling at how I must remove that picture of him from my blog immediately. Maybe him and Emily should get together. Just sayin.




  1. you're ridiculous but i love it - these pics are hilarious, esp the butt smacking ones. gorilla OR human - bahaha!

  2. After I read your post I look down and see an ad for bipolar disorder. I literally laughed out loud. Hi-larry-us.

    Thanks for posting your pics. They were sexay!


  3. OMG the gorilla smack is cray-zay!!!!! So funny

  4. I love these pictures! I hope tomorrow is much better than today...for both of us. Mondays can be pretty rough!

  5. I love you, I love your blog, and I love your ability to make me laugh through your bad mood. And being in a bad mood is totally is not your fault - blame it on the full moon like I always do!

  6. Ok 2 things:
    1.) That pic with snoop dogg in the background had me cracking up over here.

    and 2.) Why is there an ad for "Treatment for Bipolar Disorder" on the bottom of your post?? Google=big brother (and clearly male because being hormonal doesn't mean you are bipolar!!) :)

  7. hahahaha!! I love randomness!! :) and that "I spy ____" one hahaah!!


  8. I bet your mood is better now. I'm sorry you're a hormonal mess. That's the worst. I always feel like my bones don't fit inside my body. I have no other way to explain or describe that feeling. I love the I spy picture. There are so many things to spy.

  9. dude, I spy that guy from My Name is Earl in the background!

  10. Hormones happen to the best of us, lucky for you, you are still hilarious when you are in a mood, I am just a bitch ;)

  11. Hahahahahahhaahah he totally looks like that crazy ladys husband with the massive afro in My Name is Earl...hahahahaha. this post made my day.

  12. Yellow. If we were at the mall, and you were doing that teeth whitening from hell/alien device, for all to see.. I would claim to not know you. just so that's clear. I think it's the bib. and for the rest of our lives I would say, "Yellow, do you have your bib, we're going out in public now..." And you would say, "Red, you're the dumbest friend I have."

    -this girl. awww shit. sorry for saying shit on my comment, it's PMS. It's totally PMS. It controls my keyboard.

    FOR THE RECORD: I know my comments are RIDICULOUS.

  13. I didn't blog today bc I was feeling crappy... next time I am just going to upload ridiculousness and love it like I loved this post! Thanks for the laughs

    (I was laughing with you, not at you!)

  14. So many funny pictures! I'm sorry you had a bad day! It should make you excited that pretty soon there will be epic blateness going down with you, me, Dana, Taylor and Stephanie. Holllaaa ;)

  15. I really shot snot when I saw the picture of you posing at the hotel. That poor guy. This post made my night!

  16. Sorry your in a bad mood sista! I tried to keep it gansta for you. Wish I could tell you something to cheer you up...

    How about I tell you about the time I went to the gym and couldn't figure out how to work the exercise bike. All you have to pedal. I'm an idiot.

  17. seriously Erin. these pictures. oh the potential! you just made my night a thousand times better. smack that. might just be my favorite. and I know I paid you for the first tag, do I have to pay you again for this one? I kid, I kid. but really ... paypal?

  18. Kay well that made me giggle! Thank you! That was hysterical!

  19. Those pictures just made everything I had to go through today at work 100% worth it. You are the queen of funny, epic pictures.

  20. Thanks for the good laugh! Anyone in a bad mood reading this would be in a great mood after! You know when you get laughing and you just can't stop well I'm there!

  21. I freaking love you! And I hope you enjoyed your frozen pizza and midget corn :)

  22. I'm glad you are feeling better! We all have those days. Good thing you have an arsenal of funny pictures to help you!

  23. ugh, bad moods are the worst. and i totally hear ya on feeling that guilt of none of the causes really being a big deal. but they ARE a big deal to you, and that's what matters. so it's ok to feel sad. then get yourself a little treat and fake it til you make it :)

  24. I don't know which one is my favorite!!

  25. Speaking of cracking people's backs, has a CO-WORKER ever asked you to walk on their back? True life: I walk on my co-worker's backs. It was 7:30 am, was strutting in the office, purse and coffee in hand, and a co-worker stopped me before I could even get to my cube and was all like, "Katieeee, will you pleaseeee walk on my back?? It needs to crack soo bad!" I gave him the oddest look and said, "Seriously?" Welp, whatdoyaknow, 2.35 seconds later my heels are off and I'm walking on his back.

    Talk about a little awkward? Note, I haven't done it since.

  26. I love the guy with the fro behind you. I'm pretty sure that's Darnell from "My Name is Earl." Do you know him? I mean, that's pretty damn cool, Erin.

  27. BAHAH- OKay, I know every lovely reader tells you that you and she/he would be best friends.... but we really would. Out of 100 pictures, I'm maybe being normal in like 5. I just love taking the crazy, goofy pictures that will cheer me up on a later date. My hubs takes ridiculous pictures too which makes it fun :) The other day I posted a "normal" pic of FB and got like 7 comments on how great the picture was and they can't remember the last time we took a good picture together. Winnnnnner!! ;)

  28. BAHAHA! Those pictures just made my morning! Hilarious.

    I can get in a bad mood over what others would deem as tiny or meaningless, but let's face it, we all do.

    I hope you're good mood sticks around. They're way better :)

  29. You always know how to turn a frown up-side-down, girlfriend! Love it!

    Cheers to a brighter Tuesday!

  30. no bad moods here!
    haha. looks so fun!

    ps. i am having a giveaway if you would like to participate :)

  31. Oh hunny buns, you make me giggle! If I'm ever in a bad mood, I'm hitting you up for that gorilla butt smacking pic! Hahahaha! xoxo

  32. *cough* Gene Simmons.

    Which, by the way, how do you not know this? He has the best reality tv show ever, called Gene's Family Jewels. It makes you laugh, it makes you cry, and there's not nearly as much swearing as the Osbourne's. Which, for me, means I can sit and watch without fearing my mum is going to yell at me and ground me.

    I'm 25, married, and have my own kid and I'm still scared of being grounded.

    Also, tell those hormones to lighten up a little! Nobody needs that!

  33. So did you get Snoop Dogg's autograph while you were at the Baymont? Hilarious "smack that" pic, haha. My daughter has one from her school field trip...I may have also taken the picture bc someone let me be a chaperone.

  34. hahahahahahahha you are so funny! i know exactly how youre feeling tho! the week before that time of the month its literally like stay out of my way...i hate it! guys have it so easy, except I swear my bf gets guy PMS...

  35. Losing an earring, especially a cool one, or a favorite is enough to ruin anyone's day. Trust me, I once lost a great one, and made the boyfriend (now husband) go back to the bar with me to try to find it, put out a LOST notice to the bartenders (and our friends that worked there). It never turned up but my point is I totally feel you!

    And also, you're thinking of the Bassist from KISS, Gene Simmons :)

  36. I stalk your blog religiously but never post comments. I just have to say you are HILlarious!!!!! I wish I was this funny when I was in a bad mood! ;)

  37. New GFC follower here...I am so freaking happy that I found your blog. You are hilarious. Love the pics. They are awesome.

    Sorry you were feeling bad...it seems like I have been feeling that way too this past week. I went to a water park on Sunday with friends and cheered up. Adventure always does it for me. :)

    Looking forward to reading more.

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