Sleep. Need More Sleep.

So I know I once wrote wrote a post that I swore was the most sleep deprived post ever.
But I lied.
This one trumps that one by a long shot.

My husband thought it was necessary to go out of town for a day or two this week and well, apparently my body doesn't like sleeping without another one next to mine.
So it just didn't sleep.
And now my eyeballs hate me.
In fact, I started to fall asleep today at a red light. That was a first.
I also almost ran over a cat, however I don't think that had anything to do with me being sleep deprived.

One thing before I start talking about Lord knows what--can we just all appreciate the fact that my husband is a walking convenience store when traveling?
This friends, is what he took with him.
Anything you could possibly need, he has it. Meds, candy, Kleenex, gum, more candy, and more meds.

Which brings me to my next point.
You do know that I was driving once with my friend in Nashville and this little guy was hanging from the window in the car next to us right?
That's really all I've got to say about monkeys.

I am mad right now that we have no freakin' Popsicles in the house.

I think I just forgot I am actually writing a blog post and not a Twitter update. #IHateWhenThatHappens.

Okay but seriously, I think I need to go to bed before I start telling you about the one time my friend and I dropped little pieces of brownies in the gym at school.
We may or may not have went and told a janitor that a mouse had pooped all over and laughed the entire time he picked it up with gloves and a broom.

I used to be so cool.

Til next time.




  1. so funny!
    hope you get a good nights sleep.


  2. HAHAHA. That's awesome. You crack me up every time! Now I HAVE to follow you on twitter to see what your twitter posts are like. :))

  3. you are awesome!! haha I want to be friends with you! you always bring a smile to my face, today I may have just giggled! haha

  4. Girl....go to sleep!

    The monkey is too much. People are cray! I also travel with a small arsenal of goodies. Its important yo.

  5. You're so funny! I would of broke into that car and stole that monkey! So cute! Actually.. maybe not. My Great Grandma had a monkey.. and apparently it wasn't very friendly. But they're so cute!

  6. um i would like that monkey to be in my car!
    and i am that person that travels with an entire convenience store in my purse. that's me.

  7. lol, i can always count on your blog to cheer me up on a bad day

  8. haha you are so random & funny! that would be awesome to see a monkey in the car next to me!

  9. um, your husband is my travel hero. When I travel, Im all, "crap, I need to go buy excedrin, crap I need to go get some munchies, crap my throat hurts, I need some cough drops."

    you got a winner there Erin!!

  10. It's ok, when I am tired medicine always makes me think of monkeys too. Plus you know what would be funny, if he carried all that crap in his pockets.....or does he? :p Get some sleep, and as usual thank for the good times :)

  11. My honey has been on evening shift this week so I've really been struggling with sleeping too! I think I maybe have a grand total for 20 hours since Sunday...I'm exhausted!

  12. LOVE your new look!
    The brownie story made me laugh! you are hilarious!! Now, stop blogging and go to sleep silly girl!

  13. Some people need coffee in the morning but I need to read your blog instead - I always leave laughing and energized hahaha! I hope you have gotten some rest! Why is it that come the weekend people aren't so tired anymore? UGH. hahaha! Happy Friday!

  14. you're freaking hilarious, woman.
    and loving the new blog look!

  15. Without fail your blog posts make me laugh so hard everytime I read them. So funny!

  16. I am laughing so hard!!
    Get some sleep girl and stay safe- avoid cats!!
    Happy Weekend!

  17. True dat. Sleep is hard to come by these days! :)

  18. ...not that I don't think this post is hilarious (and that monkey is adorable), but I seriously had to search for a post (that I hadn't already commented on) to let you know that I gave your blog a shout out over at Cupcakes and Candy Canes!



I read and appreciate every one of your comments. Thanks for stopping by my space and sharing a piece of yourself on this huge ole internet. I meant that in the least creepy way possible. I'm just good at making everything awkward. Anyhow, thank you for your comments. They make me smile :)