Short Story.

Yesterday morning I was driving along minding my own business.

And then, all of a sudden I felt my car acting a little funny.

I remembered my husbands recent drilling of my head saying

"If your car ever acts weird..tell me right away"

{instead of  waiting a solid 3 weeks like I normally would do...}

So, I did what any good girl would do.

I picked up my phone and dialed.

"Hey hunny--you told me to tell you right away when my car acts funny"

"Okay, so what's going on?"

"Well, every time I turn..my car slides and its weird"

"Uhhhh...there is ice on the road."

{insert hard, hard laughter from the Mr}

Hang up.

Dear husband,

You are never, ever, finding out again if something goes wrong with my car.

The End.