Because I would loooove to have you.
And then email me at firstname.lastname@example.org to book your spot for February.
Have I mentioned yet that February is going to be HUGE?
We're talkin' huuuuuuuge.
Like so big I can't even put enough "u's" in huge.
I'm squirming now from excitement just thinking about it.
If you only knew friends, if you only knew...
You don't want to miss out.
That's all I'm sayin'