Some of you are new around these parts so let me fill you in on a little something here:
Every Thursday I document my awkward & awesome moments in my life.
You will notice two things-weird things happen to me quite frequently, and I tend to accidentally make these posts way too long. It’s a habit of mine I’ve been trying to kick but I can’t quite do it.
Hope you wore your reading pants today…
3. Yesterday I had a girl call in and tell me she has a check from the District of Columbia. I respond with “Oh okay, so it’s a foreign check?” she responds with “Well no, I mean it’s from Washington DC.” Word on the street District of Columbia is the same thing as DC, which is located in the US. Hmmm..who knew?
If you didn’t know before, you do now: Geography & I do not get along well. At all.
6. The fact that I said “wet your whistle” in a post a couple of days ago. After husband explained to me that it could be taken a different way, my face got bright red, followed by a few “oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I feel like an idiot now..my relatives read this!” screams. Sorry whistle wetters. Hope your mind didn’t go there. Welp if didn’t before, it did now.
Now this is really awkward…
Why my sister and her husband allow this book to be in there house is beyond me.
Pretty sure the proper name would be Pedophiles & Me. Yup, that's much more fitting.